limericks
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: GREEN Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word BORE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: The water is coming too fast,My next breath could well be my last.The damned Severn BoreWill drown me beforeI…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: BORE Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word MEAN in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: Please don’t call me average; I’m mean,And although you may think it obsceneOr at least controversialIn matters inertialMy moment…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: MEAN Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word FLOOR in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: Floor should be swept, someone said,Look at all those crumbs of bread.Oh, give it a restOr beat on your…
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It’s Thursday once again and that means five-word story time. Your new word this week is: LIGHT So can you tell a story in five words using the word in it somewhere? Your word last week was DRIVE. Here are your DRIVEN stories: Keith Channing: Don’t drink and drive. Ever!Really? You need four-wheel drive?I‘m running…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: FLOOR Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word HOUSE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: How frequently must I explainOnly ducks should be out in the rain?Unless I can seeSomething in it for meExpect…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: HOUSE Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word BOIL in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: Popeye’s special friend, Olive Oyl,Developed a massive great boilLike one of her toesHad grown from her nose;It even made…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: BOIL Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word LEAD in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: I think that we all are agreed,I’ll follow wherever you leadWe could wind up deadFrom petrol with leadSo stick…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: LEAD Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word CHIP in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: I met an old schoolmate called ChipWho needed a replacement hip.He’d changed both his kneesWith relative easeBut cried when…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: CHIP Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word KNEES in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: Knowing I had a mountain to climbNever stopped me from taking my timeExcept these old kneesEssentially freezeSuppressing my feelings…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: KNEES Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word CHEAP in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: Can I puchase a van on the cheap,Heavy-duty to carry my sheep?Expectations were highAs I waved you goodbye,Please don’t…
Esther Chilton 