Guest Writer Spot

It’s Friday and so it’s time to welcome my guest writer. This week it’s Darren Youngson. Darren has been a guest on my blog before with his debut book, The Calling. He’s back with another exciting extract.

If you’d like to be a guest on my blog, please get in touch: estherchilton@gmail.com. Poems can be up to 60 lines and prose 2000 words. If you’d like to add a short bio and photo, then great.

Here’s a brief overview of The Calling:

Jacob, a young adopted teenager battling strange abilities, is forced to embrace them after a horrific incident transforms him into a powerful creature. Plummeted into a mad world of vengeance while searching for a cure, he uncovers a conspiracy that may change the world as we know it.

Extract:

I felt nauseous as I walked the short distance to my house; my legs felt like jelly, my bones ached and my head still throbbed. The after-effects of that strange turn I’d had in the school toilets were somehow staying with me, and it seemed like it wasn’t going to subside anytime soon. The nurse’s advice came to mind: I should really see a doctor ASAP.

I rubbed the right side of my head to try and ease the pain – thinking too much hurt. Shit! I didn’t even know what time it was. As I drunkenly weaved from side to side, something disturbed my train of thought. I stopped in my tracks as my eyes gazed at the familiar dark vehicle. It was parked a few feet away from my house. I approached it with caution to get a closer look just to be sure it was the same one I’d previously encountered. I was curious to see inside it, but fear was holding me back.

Each step felt like a struggle, but I stopped walking after I heard my house door being opened. I was expecting Mum and Dad to come out to confront me about my whereabouts but no. It wasn’t them; it was two suspicious-looking men leaving my house in a discreet fashion. I darted behind a couple of bins and crouched down. Fortunately, they didn’t see me. I peeked out and watched… 

From what I could gather, they were both bald and wore black suits. I pressed my back against the bins as much as I could in case they spotted me. My breathing became uncontrollable and loud, but the sound was covered just in time by their car coming to life. It revved a few times and they drove off. 

I stepped out from the bins, the remnants of the vehicle’s exhaust fumes lingering in the air. How did they know where I lived? I was almost certain I had led them away from the house during my last encounter.

My eyes turned to focus on my house; the door was slightly ajar as if it was giving me a welcoming gesture – an ominous one. My head span as fatigue and nausea took their toll.

The door was heavy as I pushed it open; it gave off a long, slow creak. I stared into the lobby. All seemed completely normal. I closed the door behind me and quickly locked it. I expected Mum to come stampeding towards me, shouting, ‘Where have you been?’, but she didn’t appear.                                 

My clothes were clinging to my skin and my body felt clammy. My heart rate was still racing and I could hear the beats in the quietness. I stood there inside my house, listening and waiting. Silence.

I made my way to the kitchen. Dishes were stacked up in the basin and there was food on a plate which was wrapped in cling film. Even though Mum cooked healthy, tasty meals, the thought of eating there and then turned my stomach. Had I contracted some sort of fever? I felt bad knowing she had cooked my tea and I wasn’t even there; I was late again.

I left the kitchen and returned to the lobby.‘Mum? Dad? You here?’ No reply. I then heard a faint sound coming from the living room: it was the TV. I pushed the living room door open, but the lights were off. I turned them on. ‘Mum? Da–?’

No one should have to witness the horror that faced me as I approached the bodies of my parents. My eyes saw them, but my brain couldn’t comprehend it. This is a dream, this can’t be real!

My body became limp, deprived of its equilibrium and my legs were no longer able to hold me upright. I fell next to the lifeless bodies, and my hand touched a warm liquid. I stared at my bloody hand in disbelief as blood soaked the light-grey carpet. I wanted to avert my eyes from the bodies but they were transfixed. I wanted to hold them, comfort them and also wake up from this horrid nightmare. But there was no waking up from this. 

I fought the urge to take my eyes off the bodies that lay before me. I guess part of me still believed there would be a sign of life; any sign at all.

Mum lay there on her stomach next to the couch in a large pool of blood with what appeared to be two exit wounds protruding from her back and head. Dad seemed to have shared the same fate. He was sitting on his recliner with a bullet wound to the chest and head. The image of his mangled face was horrific, unbearable. Part of me was grateful Mum’s was face down.

I clumsily leaned back against the couch and placed my hand to my mouth to try and control the vomit swirling around in my stomach. I tried looking elsewhere, but the images refused to go away. Tears fell down my cheeks, building to a wail. Slowly, sadness was replaced by anger, anger was then replaced with rage.

The phone rang. I struggled to pick it up from the side of the couch but eventually placed it to my ear. ‘Hello? Hello? Is Jacob there?’ It was Pete. Probably calling to discuss the announcement, and the situation with Jonesy, but my mind wasn’t in the right place.

I couldn’t find my words. ‘Pete,’ I said in distress.

‘Jacob. You all right?’

‘Pete. Something… something’s happened.’

‘What? Jacob? JACOB?’

I lost my train of thought. My mind went blank and the phone fell from my hand. And then, abruptly, my body was struck with a surge of pain causing me to bend over double. I screamed as tears ran down my face. I thrashed from side to side as the pain intensified. The symptoms I’d previously experienced were once again in effect, but oddly profound and out of control. I tried to remember my breathing techniques, but they were overpowered by the images of Mum and Dad.

Something was burning inside me. My body was now on all fours and it started to tremble. My mind raced with thoughts – ruminating all the negative things that had antagonized me: Jonesy, Gary, Pete getting attacked in the school toilets and, of course, the two strange men that had just murdered my parents. I could still hear Pete’s voice constantly repeating my name through the receiver, but I was incapable of responding. 

These thoughts that raced through my head somehow fused themselves together, causing my body to hit a point of no return. The trembling became worse, sweat was pouring off me and then a sharp shooting pain originated around the spinal area.

My God! What’s happening to me?

My body was changing, starting to alter itself. I screamed out with excruciating pain as I felt and heard “snaps” that exploded in the air. My spinal column shattered multiple times as each segment reshaped themselves one-by-one. My insides felt like they were on fire as my bones slowly broke, twisted themselves and became elongated.

I struggled to see what was happening to me – to see if there was any way I could prevent it. I watched as my hands changed themselves into something that seemed unbelievable and incomprehensible. Finger tips were gradually replaced with claws and a light-brown fur coated my hands.

Help me! Help ME!

My arms snapped in an irregular form and slowly thickened and rearranged themselves. As my whole anatomy took on this change, my clothes ripped from my body as it became increasingly larger in size.

Meanwhile, my skull felt as though the bones were tearing through the epidermis. My jawbone grew tremendously in size, and huge sharp teeth poked at my tongue. It was a slow, agonizing process as my cranium continued its malformation. I screamed once more. As I did, my vocal cords became distorted and it wasn’t the scream of a man but that of something else – something beastly!                        

The pain had diminished and it was as though something lying dormant had been awoken. My body felt as though it had transcended itself into a higher plane of existence – a euphoric state! I quickly stood up, banging my head against the ceiling. Dazed and confused at this clumsiness, I realised I was taller. My hands – they had claws where the nails should be and were coated in the same kind of fur as my arms. I lost my balance again due to frightful panic and as I did, my eyes landed on the oval-shaped mirror hanging on the wall just above the mantelpiece. Staring back at me was a creature that resembled a wolf.

It appeared uncanny yet benevolent as I studied my newfound features. My God, what has happened to me? What have I become?

My body was coated in the same kind of fur as that of my arms and it also appeared to have taken on a muscular tone from what I could make out in the mirror. I kept telling myself it was some kind of hallucination or a dream, but I remembered that my dreams didn’t exactly show any kind of refuge. 

A sudden realisation came to my mind: was this the beast from my dreams? Considering how strange this was, the similarities of the transformation were, to my knowledge, common to that of a lycanthrope. The creature I’d become didn’t seem to be nightmarish in the least. I knew this was debatable because werewolves were typically ruthless, sinister creatures that focused only on killing their prey. They were known to be remorseless killing predators. But in my case, I still possessed my human characteristics and faculties. My attributes appeared anthropomorphic, therefore I was still in control. That left one question: what was I? 

After studying myself and with my mind racing with questions, I remembered Mum and Dad. My gaze landed on the bodies that lay before me. Both still. Their bodies, now a crimson pool, fuelled me with rage. My face tightened, my fists clenched and an intimidating growl came from my throat. Instinct kicked in! 

I didn’t want to leave them, but it was either stay and do nothing or retribution. After all,  I now owned the advantage. I was going to be the predator that stalked its prey at night. And my prey was two strange men.

I regained my composure and with a quick, fluid-like motion, I ran to my front door and did not stop. My body charged through it like a juggernaut and it smashed to pieces as if it was paper. My mind was hell-bent on catching the two murderers and nothing was going to stop me. Nothing!

If the extract has piqued your interest, you can order The Calling as follows:

Amazon UK

Amazon US

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Can You Tell A Story In…

Hello, all. I hope you’re having a good week. Here’s a new story challenge for you:

Can you tell a story in 24 words? You must use the following words somewhere in the story:

  • SHOWER
  • BISCUIT
  • FRAUD
  • SKIP

Last week’s prompt was to tell a story in 14 words using the following word in it somewhere:

  • CREDIT
  • DRAGON
  • PLANE

Here are your hilarious stories:

Darlene:

Before the dragon boarded the plane, he checked he had all his credit cards.

Kim Smyth:

I lost my credit card before boarding the plane! Damn! Dragon seeing opportunity lost!

Trent’s World:

“The dragon is headed for our plane.  Please swipe your credit card to live.”

Nicola Daly:

‘And all credit for this dragon drawing – so wonderfully realistic!’
‘It’s actually… a plane.’

‘That dragon drawing’s a credit to you, son. Very realistic.’

‘Dad, it’s a plane.’

Christopher Farley:

To give credit to the dragon, he was bigger and faster than a plane.

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

Parker took credit for the dragon plane. But Dave Iron had designed it. (twofer)

Treehugger:

Credit Cardiff airport with patriotism. They have a plane shaped like a Welsh dragon.

Richard Felix:

Failed dragon slayer bought plane ticket on credit; burnished destiny awaits.

Val Fish:

Well, would you credit it, a dragon piloting a plane! Whatever next, flying pigs?

Sharron P:

Flying by dragon? Absurd! Would you credit it? No thanks, I’ll go by plane.

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Funny Of The Week

The difference a missing letter can make…

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Laughing Along With A Limerick

Happy beginning of the week! Here’s a fresh limerick challenge to kick-start your Monday.

Your new word is:

MIND

Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word KNEE in it somewhere. You produced some funny limericks:

Keith Channing:

When we’re young, knees are easy to flex

Getting older, they soon start to vex.

I have pain in the joint

And to strengthen my point

It now hurts just to pick up my specs!

Trent’s World:

Bob thought we was awfully tough

Until he treated Sue very rough

A knee to his gut

And a boot to his butt

Bob soon had had enough.

Lynn Chapman:

My cat got stuck up a tree

And I’m scared of heights, you see

But I climbed the ladder

Must be mad as a hatter

Coz I fell off and broke my knee!

Kim Smyth:

Having a knee fixed means pain

It always hurts in the rain

It could be arthritis

Or mean ole bursitis

It squeaks like a rusty old chain!

Squirreljan:

What is that resting on my knee?

Be gone, you evil biting flea

Please don’t hurt me

I’m not worthy

Ha ha, it’s just a drop of tea.

Chel Owens:

Old Alfie had trouble, no end.

With names for those things that could bend.

Were they elbows or thumbs?

Were they knees or his bums?

So, at PT, he’d simply pretend.

Cee Tee Jackson:

KNIGHT OF THE LIMERICK.

It would have been clear, and easy to see

The pain I was in as I fell to one knee.

See, my right has arthritis

Though I didn’t tell His Highness:

“For service to poetry, arise Sir Cee Tee.”

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

My trip was a disaster for me

I fell and I twisted my knee

After falling downstairs

And landing on chairs

Then stumbling into a tree!

Nicola Daly:

A golfer was trying to tee

But whacked himself on the knee

He said, ‘Ouch ouch!

I’ll lie on the couch

Can someone please bring me some tea!’

There once was a lady called Fee

Who had a terribly ticklish knee

First of all up she’d jump

Then fall down with a thump

And then had to run off for a pee!

Lance Greenfield:

Little Lance was in too much hurry.

He’d fall and his Mummy would worry.

A badly grazed knee?

She’d soon turn his tears to glee,

By cooking him his favourite curry.

My little girl is called Denise.

She’d often fall and graze her knees.

She’d run and trip

And sometimes slip.

I’d tell her to walk but she did as she pleased.

Bony Tony’s Dad owned a store

In Storrington near to England’s shore.

He stocked peas and cheese,

Had knobbly knees,

Yet Tony always wanted more.

There was a young farmer from Cheddar,

Who fancied a girl called Jane Pedder.

He went down on one knee,

Promising limitless cheese.

She screamed, “YES!” and he went on to wed her.

TanGental:

When Doris Pond plans a knees up

All her friends, their time, they free up

For her parties are legendary

And far from sedentary

Though increasingly their knees up seize up.

Christopher Farley:

A desperate young frauline named Ottilie

lived her life in a world full of fantasy

One day she fell for a prince

who walked with a mince

but she thought it was his dodgy knee.

Val Fish:

I watched him go down on one knee

He’s going to propose, yippee

I cried yes too soon

Felt a right buffoon 

He was tying his shoelace , you see!

Treehugger:

Clapping my hands with glee,

As for all to see.

Bunch of flowers in hand,

And a five piece band,

He slowly got down on one knee.

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Guest Writer Spot

It’s Friday and so it’s time to welcome my guest writer. This week it’s the wonderful Kim Smyth. If you’d like to be a guest on my blog, please get in touch: estherchilton@gmail.com. Poems can be up to 60 lines and prose 2000 words. If you’d like to add a short bio and photo, then great.

Many of you will be familiar with this week’s guest. If you don’t already know Kim, here’s a little bit about her:

I’m Kim and I’m traveling with my hubby Dave and our two Shorkies-Whiskey & Brandy. I love writing about my passions, my family, and now our new lifestyle as newbie full-time RVers. I like photography, so I’m documenting our journey with places, wildlife, and activities along the way. Discovering new places and making friends along the way! Join us on our journey.

Kim has written a fabulous poem. I’m sure you’ll be able to relate to it like me:

Rejection, A Horror Story

I was working at my desk late one night
Across my email came a dreadful sight
“Rejected Again!” the nasty thing said,
Actually, “We regret to inform you” instead
I hung my head in utter shame,
Outside the wind howled in the driving rain.
Lightning struck and thunder shook,
How will I ever write a book?
I thought as I pondered the cause
Number ten rejection I believe this was,
A blow to my ego, simply because
I’ve been trying so hard, has my talent fled?
Have I never had it at all
My conscious said.
This was just an essay, I’ve penned many of those
It shouldn’t have failed, not exactly prose.
If I can’t pass this easy test
No way I’ll ever become the best
At writing a book or a novel so well
All these rejections have put me through Hell.
Again and again, how much can one take?
This last one I got really took the cake.
An emotional story about my mother,
Rejected, just like all of the others.
Outside the storm continued to rage,
As I sat there in my four-walled cage.
The room where the “magic” is supposed to happen
Nothing like that, just another rejection.
I erased the email so fast I forgot
Just which pub this letter was from, it mattered not
I was about to get numb
To this feeling I thought as I put it to bed
And off I went to search my head
There must be an answer or clue I am missing,
Suddenly my husband I was kissing,
He told me it would surely get better
Next time I’d get an acceptance letter
“You really think so,” I asked through my tears
“Of course, you’ve been writing for all of these years!”
He said and I calmed for just the time being.
Inside I was really falling apart
These editors have stuck a knife in my heart,
They are all monsters I thought with a start.
They’re out to get me, that’s the truth of it,
Now I was so mad I could spit.
No way will they make this writer quit.
In the morning I’ll start with a tale to regale,
It will be great, my ship has not sailed.
So I set about writing a most epic story,
Soon I thought maybe I’ll see all the glory.
I worked night and day and I sent the thing off
Surely the editors this time will not scoff.
Instead of fresh hell this one will be heaven,
Yet about one month later, came number eleven.

***

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Can You Tell A Story In…

Hello, everyone. We’re almost at Friday, so that means there’s a new story challenge for you:

Can you tell a story in 14 words? You must use the following words somewhere in the story:

  • CREDIT
  • DRAGON
  • PLANE

Last week’s prompt was to tell a story in 6 words using the following word in it somewhere:

  • IRON

Here are your super stories:

Darlene:

Iron his clothes before his burial.

Kim Smyth:

She ironed his crisp, white shirts.

Bharul Chhatbar:

Ironing out all the false confessions.

Nicola Daly:

Despair! Broken iron – nothing to wear!

Treehugger:

Iron to music, relaxes the mind.

Richard Felix:

Forged in adversity, hearts of iron.

Val Fish:

The Iron Lady wasn’t for turning.

Sharron P:

Counselling Services: Ironing out your problems.

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Writing Prompts

This week’s writing prompt is:

Animals

Many of us are animals lovers, with pets that we lavish with affection. But there are so many other beautiful animals – in the jungle, forest, in fields, on farms and so on. What animals come to mind for you? Cute cats? Cheeky monkeys? Little lambs?

You don’t have to share your work, but I’d love to see what you come up with if the prompt gives you inspiration. Last week’s prompt was HOLIDAYS. A few of you sent in your wonderful pieces:

Kim Smyth:

Holidaze

I guess it means different things now, but when I was a kid, holidays meant going to Mississippi to see my grandmother, grandad, all my cousins, and their parents for Thanksgiving/family reunion. I don’t remember if we were there for a week or two, but to us kids, it seemed like forever. As kids, we would pick up pecans from my grandparents’ pecan orchard; my grandmother would give us a dime a bucket. We used to fight over it all the time. As we picked, we horsed around with each other, and I would dream of the delicious pie that grandmother would make with all of our pecans. Surely, she didn’t need all of them for the pie, but we didn’t know better. She probably just wanted us out of sight so the adults could carry on a proper conversation! There were five of us picking, but my younger brother wasn’t included, at the time I’m speaking of, he was too small.

Besides, my grandmother and mother wanted him with them because they were probably afraid he’d get trampled as we made a mad dash for the pecans!

Ladyleemanila:

Sand, sun and the sea

Everything with glee

I’m going on holiday

Visiting my mum

Drinking coco rum

All bags are packed by the way

Reunion with friends

Firenze or Ardennes

Reminiscing of the past

Of loves and heartaches

With some wine and cakes

Friends for life no need to ask

And with Him Indoors

We’re cycling outdoors

Having ice-cream in the park

Hike in the mountains

Walk beside fountains

Hand in hand we make our mark*

*Alouette

The Philippines is the best place

To travel and to be

Where I come from and my space

Always sun and the sea

Happiest people on the earth

And you will have your money’s worth

Happiest people

Happiest people

Will always return since from birth

The Philippines is the best place

To snorkel and to swim

To relax such an easy pace

Do whatever at whim

Watch the sunset at the same hour

With spring rolls and sweet and sour

Watch the sunset

Watch the sunset

And the beach for all to scour

The Philippines is the best place

To travel any time

I wouldn’t trade it any place

Have friends there for long time

It is the shore that I call home

It may not be Paris or Rome

It is the shore

It is the shore

And I’ll always be there to roam**

**Trijan Refrain

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

Holidays, more memories of adventures long gone by. Camping in a tent at Easter thirty years ago.

We’d cycled up to Clitheroe in Lancashire and used our cycle trailer to carry our camping gear. The holiday started out sunny, but the wind picked up and by the time we had the tent up the snow was blowing sideways at it. I even wrote C 4 R on the snow on the side of the tent.

We went off for a cycle into town and stopped off at a tiny cinema. It was very posh, there were photos of the Queen in the ladies loo! I remember we got a bit of warmth while watching the cat from outer space.

We had dinner at the local pub and cycled back to the tent afterwards. Luckily it was downhill but we were slipping around on the falling snow. We ended up putting on extra clothes, three jumpers and an extra pair of trousers each.

We found out in the morning it had been minus 11°C. The rest of the week was almost as cold and we cycled back in deep snow!

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Funny Of The Week

I think I’ll give the spa a miss…

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Laughing Along With A Limerick

Happy Monday! Here’s a fresh limerick challenge to kick-start your week.

Your new word is:

KNEE

Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word GLUE in it somewhere. You produced some funny limericks:

Keith Channing:

I know that you think I am thick

And it’s fun to try out a new trick

But I need to know who

Went wild with the glue

And stuck my breadstick to a brick!

Kim Smyth:

Working with glue is tough

It sticks to my fingers and stuff

Working with wood is the worst

It sticks to your fingers first

Now you really have it rough!

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

Last week’s limerick? I’m blue

The rhyme just wasn’t true

The final word was bad

Which makes me really sad

This time I’ll stick to the format like glue!

TanGental:

A trainee young chef, called Hugh,

Developed his signature stew;

‘Delicious if sticky,’

Said one critic, Dickie,

While another said, ‘Just good for glue.’

‘Nose pickings,’ said Marjory Grew,

‘Have a wonderful, all-natural glue.

By rolling and folding.

And carefully moulding,

You can make condoms, cheap, for the few.’

Treehugger:

My boyfriend swore to be true,

Then I saw him with my best friend, Sue.

I couldn’t care less,

I don’t need the stress.

We were never bonded like glue.

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Guest Writer Spot

I’ve decided to bring back my Guest Writer Spot. I always enjoy reading others’ stories, poems and non-fiction pieces. So if you’d like to be a guest on my blog, please get in touch: estherchilton@gmail.com

Poems can be up to 40 lines and prose 2000 words. If you’d like to add a short bio and photo, then great.

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