limericks
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: CHEAP Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word DARE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: My wife said to me, “Don’t you dareGo out without combing your hair.You look such a sightYou’ll give dogs…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: DARE Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word SNORE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: Sometimes, I’ll admit it, I snore.Not loudly, for that I’d abhor.On Friday, my wifeRubbed my nose with a knifeEnough…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: SNORE Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word SNEEZE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: Now here is a jolly good wheeze:Try clearing a room with a sneeze.Make it sound like a fart,And here’s…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: SNEEZE Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word JUMP in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: Not all things are quite as they seem.Such as: when I saw this week’s theme,It moved me to jumpJust…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: JUMP Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word FORK in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: I picked up some food on my fork.Turned out it was pickle, not pork.I showed it to MikeAnd asked:…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: FORK Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word CRIME in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: Crime doesn’t pay, so I’ve heard.Realistically, though, that’s absurd.I once knew a fellowMade loads faking Jell-o,Even he never did…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: CRIME Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word TALE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: Let me tell you a caution’ry taleAbout why I eschew homebrewed ale.Just one little drinkI can no longer think;I…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: TALE Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word STOP in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: My heart was near brought to a stopBy a comet that’s known as Hale-BoppI looked to the skyWith my…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: STOP Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word LEAD in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: Among the strange things I’ve heard saidIs that lead rhymes with bleed and not bled.But led is to leadAs…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: LEAD Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word TALK in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: The newlyweds couldn’t decideHow they should spend their eventide.He wanted to walkShe wanted to talk;They finally diversified! Trent’s World:…
Esther Chilton 