limericks
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: BLOAT Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word BROKE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: Before you decide to just nix it,Remind me which one of you picks it.Or please ask the priestKeep…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: BROKE Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word MESS in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: Do I really have to confessThat what I’ve made here is a mess?I thought I was ableTo read…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: MESS Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word NECK in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: My friend has gone really high techWith a collar wrapped tight round his neck.When I asked him, he…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: NECK Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word CHURCH in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: As the time nears for jumpers and sweaters,We should think of our elders and betters.A bench near the…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: CHURCH Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word FELL in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: Before to penury I fellMy life had been going quite wellUntil my better halfAt my efforts did laughAnd…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: FELL Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word BLIND in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: Before this new verselet I write, Looking fearful that I may take flight. I must needs go in…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: BLIND Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word SWEAR in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: Sometimes I am just not awareWhen I reach for the good book and swearEvery word is a fact,And…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: SWEAR Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word JOKE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Kim Smyth: A man from Polk told a jokeAbout an old pig in a pokeA girl was offendedThus his routine then…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: JOKE Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word GYM in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Kim Smyth: There once was a man with a gymWho dreamed all of his friends could be slimHis friends and folks…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: GYM Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word POOL in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Kim Smyth: We own both pool table and poolIn the summer they’re both really coolBut when the cold comesWe’re just down…
Esther Chilton 