limericks
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: HOUSE Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word BOIL in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: Popeye’s special friend, Olive Oyl,Developed a massive great boilLike one of her toesHad grown from her nose;It even made…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: BOIL Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word LEAD in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: I think that we all are agreed,I’ll follow wherever you leadWe could wind up deadFrom petrol with leadSo stick…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: LEAD Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word CHIP in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: I met an old schoolmate called ChipWho needed a replacement hip.He’d changed both his kneesWith relative easeBut cried when…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: CHIP Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word KNEES in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: Knowing I had a mountain to climbNever stopped me from taking my timeExcept these old kneesEssentially freezeSuppressing my feelings…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: KNEES Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word CHEAP in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: Can I puchase a van on the cheap,Heavy-duty to carry my sheep?Expectations were highAs I waved you goodbye,Please don’t…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: CHEAP Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word DARE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: My wife said to me, “Don’t you dareGo out without combing your hair.You look such a sightYou’ll give dogs…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: DARE Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word SNORE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: Sometimes, I’ll admit it, I snore.Not loudly, for that I’d abhor.On Friday, my wifeRubbed my nose with a knifeEnough…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: SNORE Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word SNEEZE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: Now here is a jolly good wheeze:Try clearing a room with a sneeze.Make it sound like a fart,And here’s…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: SNEEZE Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word JUMP in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: Not all things are quite as they seem.Such as: when I saw this week’s theme,It moved me to jumpJust…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: JUMP Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word FORK in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: I picked up some food on my fork.Turned out it was pickle, not pork.I showed it to MikeAnd asked:…
Esther Chilton 