limericks
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Here’s to a great week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: STAR Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word SNOW in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: A colleague that I used to know,Like Jon, had the surname of Snow.Treble, bass and descant,Every Yuletide we’d chantDerek…
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Here’s to a great week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: SNOW Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word SANTA in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: Santa’ll be coming quite soonAt night, by the light of the moon.Now kids, don’t be surlyTo bed bright and…
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Here’s to a great week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: SANTA Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word NICE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: My mother gave such good advice;Don’t cause fuss, she said, just be nice.I tried what she saidWhilst out drinking…
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Here’s to a great week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: NICE Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word STUDY in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: Study well, my old grandfather said,Try to cram more facts into your head.Use what you’ve been given,Don’t fear being…
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Here’s to a great week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: STUDY Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word WHIFF in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: When I was a teen and bored stiffHow could I resist a Wills’ Whiff?I thought they were strong,Found out…
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Your new limerick challenge is as follows: WHIFF Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word TROUBLE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: Now James Watt is added to HubbleWe can soon spot the first signs of trouble.Should aliens attackWe’ll push them right backUsing Reagan’s star wars…
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Your new limerick challenge is as follows: TROUBLE Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word GHOST in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: Ghosts never scare you – so you say. Have you e’er seen a ghost, anyway? Only tell me it’s true Say you’ve seen one…
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Happy Halloween! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: GHOST Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word PET in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: As I said to my dear old friend, Sybil,It’s not just the cost of the kibble.The expense of a petIncludes paying the…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: PET Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word STORE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: Stores of words held together with BostikTelling tales of the past or prognostic.Only look in my eye,Remind me…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: STORE Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word BLOAT in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: Before you decide what to say,Let me see if I can find a way.Oh yes, I will gloatAnd…
Esther Chilton 