limericks
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Here’s to a great week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: SCONE Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word HELL in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: No words can describe the foul smell Of a hermit crab, dead in its shell. If you find one…
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Here’s to a great week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: HELL Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word SALE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: I went to the January sales,I followed the M4 from Wales.A nice day it was not,You know what I…
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Here’s to a great week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: SALE Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word SPROUT in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: A well-to-do farmer from BrusselsHad two little doggies – Jack Russells;After they’d eaten sproutsHe knew their whereaboutsBy the fragrance…
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I hope you’re all having a wonderful Christmas. Here’s to a great week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: SPROUT Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word STAR in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: Whilst talking to my chiropractor I asked “Why can’t I be…
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Here’s to a great week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: STAR Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word SNOW in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: A colleague that I used to know,Like Jon, had the surname of Snow.Treble, bass and descant,Every Yuletide we’d chantDerek…
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Here’s to a great week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: SNOW Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word SANTA in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: Santa’ll be coming quite soonAt night, by the light of the moon.Now kids, don’t be surlyTo bed bright and…
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Here’s to a great week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: SANTA Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word NICE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: My mother gave such good advice;Don’t cause fuss, she said, just be nice.I tried what she saidWhilst out drinking…
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Here’s to a great week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: NICE Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word STUDY in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: Study well, my old grandfather said,Try to cram more facts into your head.Use what you’ve been given,Don’t fear being…
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Here’s to a great week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: STUDY Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word WHIFF in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: When I was a teen and bored stiffHow could I resist a Wills’ Whiff?I thought they were strong,Found out…
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Your new limerick challenge is as follows: WHIFF Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word TROUBLE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: Now James Watt is added to HubbleWe can soon spot the first signs of trouble.Should aliens attackWe’ll push them right backUsing Reagan’s star wars…
Esther Chilton 