limericks
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: FELL Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word BLIND in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: Before this new verselet I write, Looking fearful that I may take flight. I must needs go in…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: BLIND Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word SWEAR in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: Sometimes I am just not awareWhen I reach for the good book and swearEvery word is a fact,And…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: SWEAR Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word JOKE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Kim Smyth: A man from Polk told a jokeAbout an old pig in a pokeA girl was offendedThus his routine then…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: JOKE Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word GYM in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Kim Smyth: There once was a man with a gymWho dreamed all of his friends could be slimHis friends and folks…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: GYM Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word POOL in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Kim Smyth: We own both pool table and poolIn the summer they’re both really coolBut when the cold comesWe’re just down…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: GREEN Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word BORE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: The water is coming too fast,My next breath could well be my last.The damned Severn BoreWill drown me beforeI…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: BORE Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word MEAN in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: Please don’t call me average; I’m mean,And although you may think it obsceneOr at least controversialIn matters inertialMy moment…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: MEAN Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word FLOOR in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: Floor should be swept, someone said,Look at all those crumbs of bread.Oh, give it a restOr beat on your…
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It’s Thursday once again and that means five-word story time. Your new word this week is: LIGHT So can you tell a story in five words using the word in it somewhere? Your word last week was DRIVE. Here are your DRIVEN stories: Keith Channing: Don’t drink and drive. Ever!Really? You need four-wheel drive?I‘m running…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: FLOOR Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word HOUSE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: How frequently must I explainOnly ducks should be out in the rain?Unless I can seeSomething in it for meExpect…