limericks
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I hope you all had a good weekend. Here’s to a great week 😊 Your new limerick challenge is as follows: STEW Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word DUMB in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Val Fish: Her brain was the size of a pea Her cup size,…
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I hope you all had a good weekend. Here’s to a great week 😊 Your new limerick challenge is as follows: DUMB Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word GLOVE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Trent’s World: Freddy said she was sent from above There is nobody else…
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I hope you all had a good weekend. Here’s to a great week 😊 Your new limerick challenge is as follows: GLOVE Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word STEAL in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Richmond Road: She’d some curves that were hard to conceal And she offered…
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I hope you all had a good weekend. Here’s to a great week 😊 Your new limerick challenge is as follows: STEAL Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word JUNK in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Richmond Road: I had just qualified as a monk When a woman approached…
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Happy Monday! I hope you all had a good weekend. Your new limerick challenge is as follows: JUNK Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word FACE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Kim Smyth: A girl once found her happy placeUntil a gull shat on her faceHer kids thought…
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Happy Monday! I hope you all had a good weekend. Your new limerick challenge is as follows: FACE Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word QUOTE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Trent’s World: When he sighed and said “2B”I tried to assist his geometryBut, quoting the BardIt was…
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Happy Monday! I hope you all had a good weekend. Your new limerick challenge is as follows: SNEEZE Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word FISH in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Christine Mallband-Brown: She fished for mulletWith a gun and bulletIn bits to catch itWith a small basketIn…
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Here are you wonderful NURSE limericks. I was very lucky – the nurses in hospital gave me excellent care. Unlike some of the nurses in your limericks! Kim Smyth: There once was a nurse with a curseWhose week couldn’t get any worseNo patients were savedThe doctors just ravedAnd her date showed up in a hearse!…
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Happy Monday! I hope you all had a good weekend. As most of you will know, I’m recovering from an operation so I’ve scheduled the next couple of challenges. I’ll publish all your lovely limericks soon. Your new limerick challenge is as follows: FISH –
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Happy Monday! I hope you all had a good weekend. Your new limerick challenge is as follows: NURSE I’m having an operation tomorrow (hopefully, as it’s twice been postponed). So apologies if I don’t respond to your wonderful limericks. I will schedule some Monday and Thursday challenges for when I’m recuperating and then publish all…
Esther Chilton 