limericks
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Happy Monday! I hope you all had a good weekend. Your new limerick challenge is as follows: FACE Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word QUOTE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Trent’s World: When he sighed and said “2B”I tried to assist his geometryBut, quoting the BardIt was…
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Happy Monday! I hope you all had a good weekend. Your new limerick challenge is as follows: SNEEZE Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word FISH in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Christine Mallband-Brown: She fished for mulletWith a gun and bulletIn bits to catch itWith a small basketIn…
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Here are you wonderful NURSE limericks. I was very lucky – the nurses in hospital gave me excellent care. Unlike some of the nurses in your limericks! Kim Smyth: There once was a nurse with a curseWhose week couldn’t get any worseNo patients were savedThe doctors just ravedAnd her date showed up in a hearse!…
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Happy Monday! I hope you all had a good weekend. As most of you will know, I’m recovering from an operation so I’ve scheduled the next couple of challenges. I’ll publish all your lovely limericks soon. Your new limerick challenge is as follows: FISH –
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Happy Monday! I hope you all had a good weekend. Your new limerick challenge is as follows: NURSE I’m having an operation tomorrow (hopefully, as it’s twice been postponed). So apologies if I don’t respond to your wonderful limericks. I will schedule some Monday and Thursday challenges for when I’m recuperating and then publish all…
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Happy Monday! I hope you all had a good weekend. Your new limerick challenge is as follows: BUFF Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word COUGH in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Christine Mallband-Brown: After weeks and weeks of a coughIt was making her life difficult enoughTo the doctors…
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Happy Monday! I hope you all had a good weekend. Your new limerick challenge is as follows: COUGH Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word CROSS in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Christine Mallband-Brown: There was a fine lady upon a white horse.Who rode like the wind to Banbury…
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It’s almost Friday, and that means five-word story time. Your new word this week is: OPERATION So can you tell a story in five words using the word OPERATION in it somewhere? Your word last week was SHAVE. Here are your SHAVE stories: Kim Smyth: I got nothing saved; shaved. My hubby sure needs shaving!…
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Happy Monday! I hope you all had a good weekend. Your new limerick challenge is as follows: CROSS Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word TYPE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Christine Mallband-Brown: Rosamund Grundy was an odd sortShe didn’t believe her school reportShe decided she was smartBut…
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Happy Monday! I hope you all had a good weekend. Your new limerick challenge is as follows: TYPE Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word FIVE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Christine Mallband-Brown: On my right foot I have five toesAnd one of them is giving me woesI…
Esther Chilton 