Laughing Along With A Limerick

Your new limerick challenge is as follows:

TROUBLE

Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word GHOST in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces:

Keith Edgar Channing:

Ghosts never scare you – so you say.

Have you e’er seen a ghost, anyway?

Only tell me it’s true

Say you’ve seen one or two

Then you’ll hear what I saw yesterday!

Kim Smyth:

Once there was a malevolent ghost

He made for a horrible host

When guests would arrive

He’d play “Stayin’ Alive”

Until they fled in horror from his post!

TanGental:

When it was my time to become a ghost

I had an interview with the Holy Host

‘You’ve not been good.’

‘I’ve been misunderstood.’

‘Whatevs. Where you’re going your toast.’

Lance Greenfield:

Bony Tony had many a fall.

In his latter days, he could hardly crawl.

But then he died

And we all cried,

And Bony’s a ghost can walk through walls!

Ruth Scribbles:

On the day I was to be host

At the door, appeared a big ghost

He said with a sneer

What have we got here

The ghost has been made into roast.

Val Fish:

Patrick Swayze in Ghost made me swoon

Sadly taken from us far too soon

Now a shining star

Looking down from afar

Do you think he’s dancing on the moon?

Linking People 2003:

Halloween celebrated to dispel the real ghost,

Children dress up in frightening masks and costumes for host,

Though, ghosts are simply memories of dead person,

Over the time forgotten and the ghost doesn’t appear before the person,

Sometimes, frightened people have to pay heavy cost!

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25 responses to “Laughing Along With A Limerick”

  1. There once was a chick who was trouble
    She ran from the law on the double
    If she’d just get right
    And stop trying to fight
    Her life wouldn’t be such a puzzle!

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    1. Very funny! Thanks, Kim 😊

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      1. You’re welcome ☺️

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  2. Trouble comes every day and night
    When monsters and vampires fight
    At dawn and evening
    Their shifts they are leaving
    Arguments happen in crepuscular light!

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    1. Great fun, Christine! 😂

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  3. Now James Watt is added to Hubble
    We can soon spot the first signs of trouble.
    Should aliens attack
    We’ll push them right back
    Using Reagan’s star wars at the double!

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    1. A great response to the word prompt!

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      1. Thanks, Esther 😁🙏

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  4. Bony Tony liked to down pints of Ruddles.
    Three or four made him get quite befuddled.
    It wouldn’t be long
    Before he’d be singing rude songs.
    Then he’d streak down the street and make trouble.

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    1. Oh, that’s priceless! Love it.

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      1. Thanks.
        Seems rather unfair to blame Bony for the misdemeanors of his son though! ☺️

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  5. His love life was in dreadful trouble
    When patches of the spikiest stubble
    Dislodged her vajazzle
    Caused her tassels to frazzle
    And burst one fake boob like a bubble.

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    1. Well, what can I say to that?!

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      1. Probably wise not to

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    2. Wow! The imagery that your limerick conjures up is truly spectacular.
      Reminds me. Must have a shave. 😘

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      1. Not at all. Still picking the sequins out of my stubble! 😀

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  6. SexagenarianScribbler Avatar
    SexagenarianScribbler

    Temptation’s a terrible sin
    I can’t let that old devil win
    I must try harder
    To curb my ardour
    The trouble I’ve got myself in!

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  7. Linkingpeople2003 Avatar
    Linkingpeople2003

    EMBRACE trouble, it provides experience!
    But, be ready to accept the worst experience;
    Before the future becomes the present!
    God provides 86,400 data everyday in seconds in the present,
    Use it or loose it but do gain everyday experience!

    मुसीबत को गले लगाएँ, ये अनुभव प्रदान करें,
    लेकिन, सबसे खराब अनुभव को स्वीकार करें,
    भविष्य के वर्तमान बनने से पहले!
    भगवान के दिये प्रतिदिन 86,400 डेटा उपयोग करें पहले;
    इसका उपयोग करें या ना करें लेकिन दैनिक अनुभव प्राप्त ज़रूर करें!

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    1. Thank you for this.

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  8. There once was a man in big trouble
    He ran out – his face full of stubble
    My internet is dust
    You cut it- it’s busted
    Now all that is left is this rubble*

    *Are those bones I see?
    Bwahaha

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