limericks
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: FORK Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word CRIME in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: Crime doesn’t pay, so I’ve heard.Realistically, though, that’s absurd.I once knew a fellowMade loads faking Jell-o,Even he never did…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: CRIME Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word TALE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: Let me tell you a caution’ry taleAbout why I eschew homebrewed ale.Just one little drinkI can no longer think;I…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: TALE Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word STOP in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: My heart was near brought to a stopBy a comet that’s known as Hale-BoppI looked to the skyWith my…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: STOP Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word LEAD in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: Among the strange things I’ve heard saidIs that lead rhymes with bleed and not bled.But led is to leadAs…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: LEAD Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word TALK in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: The newlyweds couldn’t decideHow they should spend their eventide.He wanted to walkShe wanted to talk;They finally diversified! Trent’s World:…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: TALK Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word SNEAK in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: Sneak over here, said Aunt Flo,Now here’s a thing you need to know.Every eveAs soon as we leave,Keith adds…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: SNEAK Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word KNIT in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: I often felt I was a twitWhen I told friends I’d learned how to knit,My clothes were uniqueBut my…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: KNIT Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word BREAD in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: Be still as I speak of the dead,Relations who’ve trod where we tread.Each one, whilst at schoolAccepted one rule:Don’t…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: BREAD Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word FATE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: I once had a girlfriend called Kate,Who hated when I turned up late.She said, “If you’re earlyYou may keep…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: FATE Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word SORT in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Channing: She claimed she would take me to courtIf her project I purposed to thwartI said if she knew meShe…
Esther Chilton 