limericks
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Your new limerick challenge is as follows: WHIFF Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word TROUBLE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: Now James Watt is added to HubbleWe can soon spot the first signs of trouble.Should aliens attackWe’ll push them right backUsing Reagan’s star wars…
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Your new limerick challenge is as follows: TROUBLE Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word GHOST in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: Ghosts never scare you – so you say. Have you e’er seen a ghost, anyway? Only tell me it’s true Say you’ve seen one…
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Happy Halloween! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: GHOST Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word PET in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: As I said to my dear old friend, Sybil,It’s not just the cost of the kibble.The expense of a petIncludes paying the…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: PET Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word STORE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: Stores of words held together with BostikTelling tales of the past or prognostic.Only look in my eye,Remind me…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: STORE Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word BLOAT in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: Before you decide what to say,Let me see if I can find a way.Oh yes, I will gloatAnd…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: BLOAT Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word BROKE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: Before you decide to just nix it,Remind me which one of you picks it.Or please ask the priestKeep…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: BROKE Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word MESS in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: Do I really have to confessThat what I’ve made here is a mess?I thought I was ableTo read…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: MESS Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word NECK in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: My friend has gone really high techWith a collar wrapped tight round his neck.When I asked him, he…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: NECK Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word CHURCH in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: As the time nears for jumpers and sweaters,We should think of our elders and betters.A bench near the…
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Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows: CHURCH Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word FELL in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces: Keith Edgar Channing: Before to penury I fellMy life had been going quite wellUntil my better halfAt my efforts did laughAnd…
Esther Chilton 