Here’s your Thursday story challenge. Can you tell a story in 62 words using the following words in it somewhere:
- BREAKDANCE
- VACCINE
- MARTINI
- SHIFTY
- WOODPECKER
- HOROSCOPE
You have two weeks for this one – so why not write more than one?
The previous challenge was to write a story in 44 words using the following four words in it somewhere:
- ADVERSARY
- WAFFLE
- QUIZ
- KISSOGRAM
Here are your funny stories:
I wish you wouldn’t quiz me when I arrive home late from work. I’m not your adversary… don’t tell me that I waffle my words when I tell you the truth. Wish I knew where you got the idea that life is a Kissogram?
Nicola Daly:
Our adversaries at the quiz night were going all out to win tonight’s prize! My team? We weren’t fussed – I mean who wants an hour with ‘Kissogram Kate’? No, we let them win and everyone piled back to my place for waffles and wine.
As I was eating my waffle and doing my daily quiz, I thought I could send my adversaries a kissogram. Would it be a way to win them over, or would it be the kiss of death? Only time will tell.
It Can Be Hard To Tell Friends From Adversaries?
Sue questioned whether Joanie was friend or an adversary. She waffled on this quiz. Joanie sent her a kissogram delivered by a fake fireman to congratulate her on her engagement. She couldn’t have anticipated Sue would fall in love with the guy, or could she?
Fandango:
The host of the quiz show posed the final question to Benny’s adversary, Herb. Herb got a confused look on his face and tried to answer the question, but he waffled it. That’s when Benny knew he had won the kissogram from Taylor Swift.
Pub Quiz Champs
Lucky Jack met his adversary Fred,
Who wore a waffle upon his head,
At the pub quiz they battled with might,
Till a kissogram arrived later that night,
‘Good luck,’ she cried, ‘now kiss and make up!’
They laughed – both agreeing to share the cup!
The Wrong Waffle
Two competing novice chefs were on the final question of a food quiz, and people were cheering on them. One chef pointed his finger at the brown waffle dish with chocolate sauce, and presto, his adversary won the battle and received cheers and kissograms.
The Sandman Fan Fiction
Your adversary the devil walks around like a roaring lion, looking for some… thing to devour. “Waffles, waffles would be nice,” he muses while lounging in front of his tv watching a quiz show. The main prize is a kissogram delivered by Michael Sheen.
When your adversary is Palifah, Queen of the Kissograms, your best choice is to challenge her to a ‘Waffle-Off!’ Twenty random toppings; 1 point for each guessed correctly. The best guesser wins the Quizzical Trophy, whilst the loser pays for the Health-Spa Weekend.
While quizzing my adversary about the first down call, she tried to delude herself by denying the truth. After calling her out I offered clemency if she would pay for the chicken waffles we had ordered. While paying the bill she received my kissogram.
My very 1st ad had its very first adversary. I celebrated my very 1st adversary by eating a blueberry and banana waffle and by taking a kiss and tell quiz not to mention I also celebrated my very 1st adversary by sending my very 1st kissogram to my secret crush and boyfriend. Bold, yes, but worth it especially when I saw his facial expressions, body language and puzzlement because he had no idea and no clue who sent the kissogram to him on this Valentine’s Day.
The Prize
My adversary challenged me to a quiz over breakfast. The prize? The last waffle.
I was winning until the doorbell rang.
A kissogram strutted in, kissed him, and announced, “Congratulations!”
I stared at him.
He shrugged. “I may have cheated.”
I ate the waffle.
Rall:
not going to waffle on
will do the quiz
to get a kissogram
not sure what that is
but i like kissing
hang on never kissed an adversary
not starting now
Her adversary had a tendency to waffle on about nothing in particular, so when it came to announcing the winner at the quiz night, somehow a kissogram got in on the act and reduced the audience to fits of laughter at the announcer’s expense.
Susan Batten:
On the day I heard, I railed against my adversary, but the Kissogram messenger he sent was so cute I dallied a while, missing the Great Waffle deadline and arriving late for the Rotisserie Quiz. There I punished my enemy for his dastardly perfidy.
His adversary tried to waffle on the quiz question, but the kissogram didn’t lie.
Risky Quizness
Janet has forever been my adversary. When she turned up at the quiz and won, I was furious. Instead of allowing her the chance to waffle on about it, I booked her kissogram ex-husband and invited him to the quiz to kiss the winner…
Murray Clarke:
It was Sunday evening in the Red Lion and the quiz was in full swing, when Tommy Know-it-All started waffling on about an adversary he had beaten in the previous week’s challenge. Suddenly, the pub door swung open, and in stepped a sexy kissogram!
My adversary and I were dressed like potatoes as we competed for waffles and a kissogram. The quiz show aired on a local cable station and we were sure that none of our friends would see us flop so badly on late night tv.
Kissagram came to my door
Tall-dark-handsome. Six-foot-four
“Happy anniversary!”
Bellowed my adversary
Reply – “Sir, kindly cut the waffle
By night my wife works in a brothel
By day she is a science wiz
Try her out. Set her a quiz
I’m unemployed. Money spent
Kissing’s how we pay the rent”
Invitation
Sue headed to the Neighbourhood Nook. They had new homemade waffles and only a select few were given this invitation by kissogram. She thought it was strange, but we live in strange times. She had to answer a quiz about her adversary; the orangutan.
Sue knew she could win the kissogram quiz because she had the most beautiful rosy red Cupid’s bow lips of all the contestants. There was no adversary to compare with her. If only she hadn’t chosen to eat a blueberry waffle before the contest!
Ann Edall-Robson:
The cold case detective ignored his breakfast waffle as he read through the old newspapers from the file’s archive box. The pattern was there! Their adversary openly confessed to the crime with answers to the newspaper’s weekly Kissogram Quiz. How had this been missed?
I was on the fence, waffling on whether to attend the club’s annual Valentine’s Day Quiz contest. The Dating Club was usually pretty fun, but on this holiday there were too many adversaries vying for a kissogram. Oh, what the heck, I will go.
My adversary challenged me to a quiz at midnight. The prize was a golden waffle, strangely enough. I answered the final question correctly, but before I could celebrate, a kissogram burst through the door, sang my name, and stole the waffle away.
It Just Wasn’t My Night
My fierce adversary hated when I would waffle during an intense trivia quiz, hoping to stall for extra time. However, victory tasted sweet to him when a mysterious kissogram arrived at the table, completely shattering my focused concentration and sealing my humiliating defeat forever.
He was her adversary, so she thought. At quiz nights he would waffle and treating her as if she knew nothing. Little did she know the truth. One evening a man arrived at her door. She realised it was a kissogram. It was him!
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