Guest Writer Spot

If you’d like to be included in this slot, please get in touch: estherchilton@gmail.com. Poems can be up to 60 lines and prose 2000 words. If you’d like to add a short bio and photo, then great. All I ask is that there’s nothing offensive.

My guest this week is a Writers Bureau student I’ve got to know over the years. Please give a warm welcome to Susan Batten. Susan’s writing has come on brilliantly over the years, her poetry in particular. I’m trying to encourage her to create a collection. Here are two fun pieces:

Sauce Bottles

By

Susan Batten


I’m ‘a sauce bottle reader’,
for I cannot resist
reading every last word,
to the end of the list.

I will read all the gen.
for the course I won’t take.
I will read through instructions
for the cakes I won’t bake.

I must follow their urging,
reading candidates’ rote,
I will know their advice,
even though I won’t vote.

All the ads in the pop-ups,
all the things we should try,
taggers’ work on the buildings,
I just can’t pass them by.

Foreign tongues don’t deter me,
I will read in them, too.
I will take all the flyers
to read in the loo.

On the Tube trains which rattle
down dark tunnels of dread,
I will go glassy-eyed
till it’s read and re-read.

I know all of the shop names,
the warnings and signs,
for I never stop reading,
from the first to last lines.

I’m a sauce bottle reader -
there, let it be said,
with a whole world of words
going round in my head.

And here’s another:

Who’s this?

A writer who’s read every day
by patrons quite willing to pay.
She dashes out pages
and has done for ages,
but publishers here have no say.

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Image quote: Pinterest

37 responses to “Guest Writer Spot”

  1. Oh, what excellent fun! These days I’m likely to be a Label Bore, checking out for e-numbers and palm oil. I must return to the joy of just plain noseyness.

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    1. Thank you so much for your comment, Margaret 😊

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  2. Very interesting poems. Love the warning from Shakespeare.

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    1. I’m glad you enjoyed them, Sadje. Susan is a talented poet.

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      1. Very much so. You’re welcome my friend

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  3. Wonderful selections from a gifted poet!

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    1. Thank you so much, Violet. Susan really is.

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  4. What wonderful poetry!

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    1. Thanks so much, Kymber!

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    1. I’m glad you enjoyed them 😊

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    nikidaly70

    Susan’s poems are always a joy to read. She definitely needs to make a collection! Thanks for sharing, Esther, and keep writing, Susan!

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    1. She really does! We’ll keep nagging her!

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        squirreljan

        Susan definitely has to do a collection. She’s got a real way with a poem from all aspects. She’s a talented poet without doubt.

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      2. Thank you so much for your comment 🥰

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      3. nikidaly70 Avatar
        nikidaly70

        I agree! 🙂

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        nikidaly70

        It’s a plan! 🙂

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  6. “Sauce Bottles” is clever and terse,

    About a habit – that’s a little  perverse.

    Each line tells a tale

    Makes one smile without fail

    She’s a person who’s gifted in verse.

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    1. Thank you so much, Josie 🥰

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  7. These are great poems. Excellent subtle humour.

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    1. I’m glad you enjoyed them, Robbie.

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  8. Wonderful post of Susan Batten’s fantastic poetry, Esther!

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    1. Thank you for that, Tim. She is such a talented poet.

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  9. great poems, I especially like the sauce bottles, so clever. and I love the Faulkner quote.

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    1. Thanks so much, Beth.

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  10. Hi Esther. Sorry for the delay in replying. I possibly have a couple of short pieces but  at the moment I’m dealing with a few problems including a burnt out clutch! I will get something done soonRegards Christine 

    Sent from AOL on Android

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    1. No rush, Christine. You take care.

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    1. Glad you enjoyed it 😊

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  11. These were very good I especially loved the first piece! ❤

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    1. I’m really glad you enjoyed it 😊

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    Fiona Brown

    Brilliant as usual! Susan should definitely do a collection!

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    1. Thanks for your comment, Fiona. I completely agree 😊

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  13. Excellent! Love this, and congrats to Susan!

    Thank you, Esther! 🕊✨

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    1. Thanks so much, Resa 🥰

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