It’s been a short week with the bank holiday on Monday, but it’s still zoomed by. I hope you’ve had a good week. Here’s your new story challenge.
Can you tell a story in 38 words using the following words in it somewhere:
- OPERATION
- ATTRACT
- VANILLA
- PRAM
- QUACK
Last week’s challenge was to write a story in 20 words using the following words in it somewhere:
- APOCALYPSE
- PINEAPPLE
- EXUBERANT
Here are your fabulous stories:
It’s been downhill since I found my usually exuberant roommate sitting, curtains closed, pineapple daiquiris in hand, watching “Apocalypse Now”.
Nicola Daly:
‘This Apocalypse Party is far too exuberant,’ Aunt Maud sniffed. ‘Look – even the pineapple’s just got up to tap dance.’
Kate in Kernow:
Six Pina Coladas later, Susie blamed her previously undisclosed pineapple allergy for the apocalypse which resulted from her exuberant calypso.
Ah! Exuberant joy overtakes me as I sip a pineapple margarita. Life in heaven after the apocalypse isn’t so bad.
Apocalypse Pineapple headlined the Retro Music Festival where an exuberant crowd sang along with the band well into the night.
Sam was exuberant. A blood moon apocalypse!
His pineapple of a noodle calculated.
“Oops. I should be dead by now.”
I suddenly felt exuberant, watching from my balcony, with a strong pineapple rum slush in hand, as the apocalypse unfolded.
The exuberant toddler got to the party’s food table and created a pineapple and crudites apocalypse with the food trays.
Apocalyptic ripples of foreign substances spread across the land as the alien spaceship crashed. Exuberantly, the pineapple like lifeforms spread.
They were exuberant. “C’mon, coward, eat the pineapple,”
“Pineapple? Me? That’s a digestive apocalypse!”
Everyone stood and left the room.
‘Exuberant feasts will serve pineapple coated fish before the apocalypse arrives. Enjoy your Easter praising our Lord’s resurrection this weekend.’
Writing and Art:
The apocalypse showered ash on the land, rendering it fertile. A pineapple exploded, scattering bits to proliferate exuberant, delicious pineapples.
Squirreljan:
Snoopy was exuberant. He’d postponed the apocalypse by eating the killer pineapple. Treat now please, but make it a sausage.
It’s the Apocalypse next week, so the exuberant pineapple salesman became depressed and sold off all his chopped chunks cheaply.
The languorously supine apple was totally unaware of the approaching Apocalypse, whereas the orange waxed exuberantly about its imminent arrival.
Murray Clarke:
Feeling particularly exuberant, Peter Pineapple pick up the bible, read the New Testament, finally arriving at the book of Apocalypse.
After the apocalypse, an exuberant little girl danced, clutching a pineapple, a last reminder of sweetness in a crumbling world.
Frank was exuberant with the news that washing down his blue pill with pineapple juice wouldn’t cause an apocalypse of the most dire nature.
It was not a zombie apocalypse, more of an exuberant intoxicating fruit salad with mangoes, papaya, kiwi, guava and pineapple.
It was an exuberant try, but pineapple pickers were devastated when sand bags couldn’t hold back the apocalypse of flood.
It seemed odd, eating pineapple in an apocalypse, but there he was, full of exuberant optimism. Love at first sight.
As the apocalypse was nigh, I concocted an exuberant cocktail. Rum, vodka and pineapple juice, downed it quickly and waited.
POTUS Lady Gaga and VP Manila Luzon
were filled with exuberance when announcing
their re-election campaign name,
“The Pineapple Apocalypse”.
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Esther Chilton 
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