Laughing Along With A Limerick

Where did the weekend go? I can’t believe it’s Monday again. And that means it’s limerick time. Here’s a new one for you. Your word this week is:

FRIES

Last week’s prompt was SOCKS. You came up with some funny limericks:

Nicola Daly:

There once was a snazzy young fox

Loved posing in pink frilly socks

She stood on a chair

Flicked her flowing red hair

And said, ‘Don’t they go well with my locks?’

Keith Edgar Channing:

Some people describe me as nuts

Over meanness and deep spending cuts.

Cut ribbons from frocks,

Keep darning those socks.

Saving pounds doesn’t make you a klutz!

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

I decided to buy yellow socks.

That had daisy flowers and flox

Printed on bold

Stopping the cold

That came in a snazzy green box!

Keith always wore odd socks

Red and green to go with his Doc’s

Colour blind he was not

And he hadn’t lost the plot

He was just an eccentric old fox!

John W. Howell:

There once was a guy on the rocks

with problems that puzzled the docs.

He went to a seer

Who pulled him near.

Whispering, “I think it’s your smelly socks.”

Trentpmcd:

There once was a boy named Ted

Who’s one sock was blue, the other red

It was quite clear

He really didn’t care

And wore fashions other’s would dread.

Frank Hubeny:

There’s a tickety-toc to old clocks.

There’s a warmth when one wears woolen socks.

Every that has a this.

Every love wants a kiss.

Every love that’s untrue merely mocks.

Teleportingweena:

Little Miss Goldilocks

Was in for terrible shocks

She began to pout

When her big toes stuck out

She had large holes in her socks.

Annette Rochelle Aben:

When she gets mad, she socks

She used to just throw rocks

But she loves it bunches

When she can throw punches

At those she taunts and mocks.

Pensitivity101:

In diets, every ounce counts,

Be it in large or small amounts,

But when it comes to socks

And the weight is a shock,

A true friend is paramount!

Olaf Sturlasson’s Poetry Corner:

A man who wore sandals with socks

And often paired them with frocks

Was never afraid

Of being brayed

As he came from the school of hard knocks.

Treehugger:

I should wear boots with my socks,

My toes are all bruised from the knocks.

Whenever I go scrambling,

Ambling or rambling.

Especially when I climb over rocks.

And a poem on the prompt from:

Wilf Leahy:

Now in days long ago

When they fought with the bow

There lived a fair maid with long locks

She saw man after man

And never took off her socks.

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39 responses to “Laughing Along With A Limerick”

  1. Love your meme! Here’s my limerick:

    There once was a man making fries,
    Their ingredients were a big surprise
    Not potato as suspected
    But plantain; not expected!
    Delightful to the tastebuds and eyes!

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    1. That’s very clever, Kim. Love it 💗

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      1. Thanks 😊

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  2. When in a poke
    Order fries and Coke
    Healthy? No
    But there you go
    Simplicity’s no joke

    ***

    “Would you like fries with that?”
    Asked the girl in the orange hat
    Corporate says so
    Though my answer is “No”
    Money for them adds to my fat

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    1. Two witty limericks. I love fries but always feel I should avoid them. I never can resist them, though!

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      1. Thanks, Esther! If they are done right I really love fries. I guess if I only have them as a special treat on occasion…

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  3. fries get criss cut

    crossed

    as we in time do oft

    too much

    get lost

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    1. That you for your poem, Utahan.

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      1. that for i is why. you know the seeds we sow either prosper or wither and say no.

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    nikidaly70

    Remember that mad witch from Carlisle
    Rides a broomstick with an absence of style?
    Wanting fish with her fries
    To the chippy she flies
    But falls off flying over the stile.

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    1. do you remember when you was a memeber here? oh hey now ok . lmao

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    2. I wasn’t expecting that last line 😂

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  5. Though a liar gets lost in his lies
    and a crier annoys with his cries,
    what is bad can get worse
    (and what’s worse than a curse?),
    but a hamburger goes well with fries.

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    1. That’s so good, Frank. I love that last line!

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  6. Once in the Sargasso sea
    I found an isle with a tree
    Hanging from its limbs
    Fries and fresh Pimms
    Bizarrely adorned with chutney!

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    1. That’s mad – and hilarious!

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      1. I like a bit of surreal humour.

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  7. There once was a boy from Van Nuys
    Whose arms were made of French fries
    He tried to keep ‘way
    The mad, hungry frey
    But they ate up his arms and he died.

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    1. Oh, so dark! But very funny 😂

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      1. Thank you!

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  8. There once was a man with blue eyes

    Who’s stomach was not near their size.

    He pulled in a drive through

    With a scream and a note too.

    Demanding a bushel of hot garlic fries

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    1. That’s hilarious. Thank you, John.

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  10. Brilliant Esther and all those who through their hats into the ring… great fun. xxx

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    1. Thank you, Sally. They are a talented bunch xxx

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  11. For watching a lunar eclipse
    Relaxing with smiles on our lips,
    I don’t think it wise
    Eating burger and fries,
    So let’s all enjoy fish and chips!

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    1. A very witty acrostic, Keith 😊

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      1. Thanks, Esther 😁🙏

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  13. Lots of fun limericks to read! Here’s mine for fries: https://wp.me/p3RE1e-kXU

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    1. Thank you for joining in 🥰

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  15. I recoil when my daughter cries,

    Mama, can we have fries?

    Our food is all junky,

    We’re all getting chunky.

    Less fries decreases our size .

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    1. Wise words! 😆

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    1. Thank you for your funny limerick, Carol anne.

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