Can You Tell A Story In…

Here’s this week’s story challenge for you:

Can you tell a story in 39 words? You must use the following words somewhere in the story:

  • ICON
  • DROOL
  • PENSION
  • ROCKET
  • COUCH

Last week’s prompt was to tell a story in 23 words using the following words in it somewhere:

  • QUINOA
  • FERRET
  • THWART

Here are your amusing stories:

Sarah W:

Leslie’s attempts to claim victory in the ferret-legging championship were thwarted as the ferret burst out, tempted by the irresistible aroma of quinoa.

Sarah W’s husband:

Fred’s plans were thwarted by new fangled snacks. All he wanted with his pint of Fursty Ferret was pork scratchings, not quinoa chips!

Kim Smyth:

Freddy the ferret tried to taste my quinoa, yet I thwarted his attempts by using a spray bottle filled with water. It worked!

Therapybits:

In a quaint kitchen, a ferret named Finn discovered a hidden stash of quinoa. He nibbled joyfully, oblivious to the owner’s plans to thwart him.

John W. Howell (in only 12 words):

I’m feeding my ferret quinoa in an effort to thwart mammal reflux.

The Bag Lady:

To thwart the ferret that kept getting into the quinoa bag, I installed an alarm that went off if the bag was touched.

Murray Clarke:

Keeping a wild ferret healthy can be challenging. I’ve tried feeding mine quinoa, high in protein, but all my attempts have been thwarted.

Pensivity101:

The tiny rodent decided to ferret around in quinoa for warmth but a human managed to thwart his efforts and fished him out.

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

“That dratted ferret stole all my quinoa again today! I must thwart it’s ambitions and fight back! It’s running rampant,” said the mole.

Squirreljan:

Quinoa is the perfect way to thwart the ferret waiting to pounce on my stomach whenever I eat gluten products. Pity it’s horrible.

Ann Edall-Robson:

“That polecat’s eating the quinoa!” yelled the chef, wielding a knife. 

“Not my ferret!” the housekeeper screeched. She had to thwart his intent.

Treehugger:

Can I thwart my pet ferret into becoming a vegitarian? He may like quinoa and quorn stew for dinner instead of hunting rabbits.

Chris Farley:

“If you know ‘er, then you’d know she eats quinoa,” said the ferret, trying to thwart me with quirky questions and ridiculous rhymes.

The Elephant’s Trunk:

“You can try to keep the quinoa from us,” the militant ferret shrieked, “but you will never thwart our plans for world domination!”

Utahan15 went slightly over but produced a great poem:

such a rat

ferret out

the traitor

with trepidition

and the tainting of our tradition

presuppose

for he or she to thumb their nose

we shall feed them quinoa

And poetessadeilibri was a little over too, but has written a gripping story:

They caught a ferret in the kitchen cupboard eating quinoa.

“Go away, you’re spreading a disease!” The man panicked and, attempting to thwart the animal, poured bleach over it.

The ferret turned white. His girlfriend picked it up in her hands, as if it were a stoat—a fatal movement—and immediately found herself with a beautiful scarf for Christmas.

***

36 responses to “Can You Tell A Story In…”

  1. Linkingpeople2003 Avatar
    Linkingpeople2003

    ON HIS WORN-OUT couch, an icon of his youth, Grandpa watched a rocket soar skyward. With drool on his chin, memories mingled with his dreams! Though his pension was frugally limited, his adventurous spirit soared, reaching beyond earthly bounds!

    Liked by 4 people

    1. That’s brilliant! I really like that. Thank you.

      Like

  2. Thanks again Esther for a great challenge😊

    Here’s mine:

    He whipped them out and popped them under the couch. Eating rocket salad wearing false teeth was impossible. Immediately he began to drool. Now a wrinkly pensioner, nobody would have guessed he was a rock icon in his day.

    I know I kind of cheated using pensioner rather than pension, but hope I’m allowed some artistic licence!!

    And here’s Andrew’s:

    Dave sat on the couch looking at his laptop icons. He liked how the rocket represented his pension fund’s rapid ascent. Suddenly the cat jumped on his lap! He moved the laptop for fear it would get drooled on.

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Thank you for both of those. Loved them both – and that’s fine to use a little artistic licence 😊

      Liked by 1 person

  3. This is a bit new… let’s have a go and see what rule I can break 😀

    Drooling over the perfect paintwork on the iconic car. I decided it was too good for dad, the couch potato watching tv and getting fat on his pension. I was going to drive this car if it killed me.

    Happy Thursday 🙂

    Liked by 3 people

    1. Happy Thursday and thank you for taking part 😄

      Liked by 1 person

  4. Actually try this one – now including rocket 😀

    Drooling over the perfect paintwork on this iconic car. Deciding it’s too good for dad, he just watched tv and got fat on his pension. I was going to drive this like a rocket, even if it killed me.

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Yes, that one works even better 😊

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Hehe yes 🙂

        Liked by 1 person

  5. He’d been an icon on screen and TV, women used to drool over him as he flew rockets in sci-fi movies. That would be his pension when he sat on his couch in the old people’s home (possibly drooling).

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Very funny. Thanks, Christine.

      Liked by 1 person

  6. “And didn’t I give ‘im a rocket, too,” he said, rocking to and fro on the couch, his pension book waving in my face, as I tried to ignore the drool. Some icon. I don’t wanna get that old.

    Liked by 4 people

    1. Great story – and a forerunner for us getting old 😂

      Liked by 1 person

  7. Thanks Ess.
    I’ve started to love Thursdays.😊

    Liked by 2 people

  8. Lol. I had a great time reading through the “ferret” stories. And what a great prompt for this week with some fun results so far. I hope to join in eventually, Esther – in the new year. These are great. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Thank you so much. I’m glad you enjoyed them and do join in any time. You’d be so welcome 😊

      Liked by 1 person

      1. I need fun challenges like this, Esther, especially the ones that get the mind working and make me laugh.

        Liked by 1 person

  9. The rocket scientist, looking forward to retirement and his pension, rested on the couch. In his minds eye, the beverage which was an icon for his weakness caused him to drool in anticipation of the rest of his life consumption.

    Liked by 3 people

    1. You’ve done well with those words, John. Thank you for joining in again.

      Liked by 1 person

      1. As I’ve said before, always fun, Esther.

        Liked by 1 person

  10. squirreljan Avatar
    squirreljan

    I’m a bit later than usual but here’s my attempt. Some of it may actually be true!

    What an icon! She’s in a rocket to space whilst I’m on the couch, checking my pension to see when I can retire and watching Life on Mars. Who doesn’t enjoy a bit of drool time over Gene Hunt?

    Liked by 3 people

    1. I recent;y watched that series again. It’s still so good!

      Like

      1. squirreljan Avatar
        squirreljan

        It really is. I don’t think I will ever tire of it.

        Liked by 1 person

  11. Here’s mine and Vince’s story. Rocket Man clicked on his dashboard retirement icon – five hundred billion – a hefty anticipated pension fund upon landing on Mars. The rocket shook. He woke up from his nap on the couch and wiped the drool from his face.

    Liked by 3 people

    1. That’s an amazing story in so few words!

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Thanks. My desk buddy and I did it together. 🙂

        Liked by 1 person

  12. My nickname was Pocket Rocket .I would drool over my icon, Steve Cram, and his achievements. I only achieved county level.

    Nowadays, I have a pension to buy chocolates, relax on the couch and watch the Olympics in style .

    Liked by 2 people

    1. I loved watching Steve Cram! I think eating chocolates and watching the Olympics is very civilized 😂

      Like

  13. On pension day, the town’s elderly gentlemen made their way to the Drool Bar and Grill. The reserved sign sitting on the rocket shaped couch was for them. They sat on the icon telling tales. Some true, some not.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. I like what you’ve done with that. Thanks, Ann 😄

      Liked by 1 person

  14. SexagenarianScribbler Avatar
    SexagenarianScribbler

    Musings from the couch….

    Trump an icon? How any woman can drool over him is beyond me. The sooner
    they pension him off the better. Or even better still, stick him in a rocket and launch him into outer space!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. That’s brilliant! Absolutely love it 😂😍

      Like

      1. SexagenarianScribbler Avatar
        SexagenarianScribbler

        Thanks Esther, that man really does give me the creeps!

        Liked by 1 person

Leave a reply to artbychristinemallabandbrown Cancel reply

Discover more from Esther Chilton

Subscribe now to keep reading and get access to the full archive.

Continue reading