Laughing Along With A Limerick

How was your weekend? I hope it was a good one. Time for writing: here’s a new limerick challenge. Your word this week is:

GUEST

Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word DEEP in it somewhere. You came up with some amusing limericks:

Trent’s World:

Nobody accused Bob of being deep or wise

His IQ seemed close to his shoe size

But ask for work done

And he’s the one

With a smile he does what others despise.

There was a girl from South Bend

Who always jumped in the deep end

It must fatigue

To be out of your league

Unless it’s floundering you intend.

Olaf Sturlasson’s Poetry Corner:

I’d like to get some sleep

Some sleep that is so deep

But what will it take

Because I’m wide awake

To get me some sleep that’s so deep.

The Bag Lady:

Joe thought his mind was extra wise

Overthinking not compromised

Joe thought his ideas deep

But sadly they made no leap

To practical persons enterprise.

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

“Deep fake!” she said, “that’s AI

You can tell by the weird gleam in his eye

His voice is too smooth

It could almost soothe

But mostly it’s his new ability to fly!”

TanGental:

Justifying Marx

“Philosophy, if done on the cheap, 

Might send some dullards to sleep.

But ignore the poor optics,

And focus on topics

That are wide-ranging if not very deep.”

Therapy Bits:

There once was a diver, so deep,

In waters where mermaids would sleep.

He searched for a pearl,

In a mystical whirl,

And swam home with secrets to keep.

Treehugger:

When I go to sleep,

It’s deep, deep and deep.

There could be thunder in the air

I would not stir.

My child cries, out of bed I would leap.

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37 responses to “Laughing Along With A Limerick”

  1. The cat does run things!

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  2. There was a lady had a guest
    Invited there cause she was the best
    She brought yummy treats
    Baked bread and some sweets
    Because it was October fest!

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    1. Sounds like my sort of guest! 😂

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  3. What a fun post and challenge!
    I spent most of my weekend on the back-screen porch, reading, sipping mint tea and listening to the birds sing their song. The weather was gorgeous!

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    1. That sounds wonderful!

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  4. Unfortunately I had a “guest”
    A little frog upon my chest!
    What the cat dragged in?
    Then onto (hop) my chin!
    I kissed it, but No Prince, the pest!

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    1. That’s really funny. Keep dreaming of the prince!

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      1. I won’t kiss any frogs though!

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      2. Don’t blame you!

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  6. All fun. Thanks, Esther.

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    1. Thanks, John. They write them so well!

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  7. I liked these thank you

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    1. Thank you, Joanne 😊

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  8. Good evening, here’s my limerick:

    I was outside walking with a guest
    When the lady with deep thoughts came to rest
    She drowned in the air
    Asked: Who’s living there?
    No words could explain her strange quest.

    My weekend… not bad I guess. Thanks for the challenge🍂🍁

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    1. That’s super! Thank you so much for joining in 🥰

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  10. My patience is put to the test
    By a bedmate (not really a guest)
    He doesn’t do chores
    All night he just snores
    But we’re married, for worst or for best.

    Ignoring my every protest
    Our marriage arranged (s’pose you guessed)
    And as well as the noise
    It turns out he likes boys
    So I lie here deprived and depressed

    So at night we lay still and stay dressed
    Then he snores and he bores – what a pest!
    So I’ve had an idea
    To poison his beer
    And be thus of this guest dispossessed

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    1. What a treat. These three are hilarious. I especially love the last one. Thank you.

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      1. Shucks. Thank you. But you did pick a word that rhymes easily

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  12. Missed this yesterday – hospital appointment.
    Nonetheless:
    Guests are expected at eight,
    Unless on a train running late.
    Exceptionally
    Some don’t come till three;
    These last must be left to their fate!

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    1. Hope the appointment went okay. I’m so glad you didn’t miss this acrostic 😊

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      1. Thanks, Esther. Just some routine set tests. All is good.

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  13. My overfriendly house guest,

    Is nothing but a pest.

    He never stops talking,

    Drags me outdoors,walking.

    He puts my patience to the test.

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    1. I enjoyed that. Thank you.

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    nikidaly70

    Clive the camel set off on his quest
    To search for his missing guest
    He peeped under the bed
    Then scratched his head
    And said, ‘Where else could a dormouse rest?’

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    1. I wasn’t expecting it to be a dormouse! Love it 😊

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    SexagenarianScribbler

    The guest from hell has come to stay

    (She’s after a free holiday)

    But mother-in-law

    Needs showing the door

    Or else it’ll be me on my way!

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    1. That is wonderful! I’m sure a few of us can relate to that! 😆

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        SexagenarianScribbler

        Thanks Esther

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  16. Lots of fun. Thank you, Esther!

    Again, Trent’s are my fave.

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    1. He is rather good, isn’t he?

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      1. He really is!

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