Laughing Along With A Limerick

It’s the start of a new week and time for this week’s limerick challenge. Your word is:

FEAR

Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word COOK in it somewhere. You came up with some cracking limericks:

Keith Channing:

I learned how to cook from TV,

It’s the way most appealing to me.

I once prepared haddock

A la mode Fanny Craddock

And we all had a Big Mac for tea!

Nicola Daly:

There once was a pirate with a talking pet rook

He could also throw a mean left hook

Fed up with living on stale bread

One day donned an apron and said

‘I think it’s time I learned how to cook.’

Kim Smyth:

I knew a man once who could cook

Not even using a recipe book

His meals made me drool

But he took me for a fool

So I slayed him with just one look.

Olaf Sturlasson’s Poetry Corner:

Cook me a meal for one

Cook me a meal my son

Don’t cook it for two

It’s for me; not you

I’ll give you whats left when I’m done.

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

Cooking the books was his plan

But misunderstood and made jam

Instead of a fraud guy

He had made account pie!

With flour, fruit and paper, a fan flan!

The Bag Lady:

My dad thought he was a good cook

Proudly never looked in a book

He lost his pride

After the ride

To the hospital we all took.

Treehugger:

My husband presumed I could cook.

I needed to get off the hook.

So on his last birthday ,

To his abject dismay,

I gave him a recipe book.

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21 responses to “Laughing Along With A Limerick”

  1. These are terrific Limericks! I love them!

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  2. There once was a king (no, not Lear)
    Who ruled by engendering fear.
    His subjects objected
    To taxes collected
    Which left their lives awf’ly austere.

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    1. You’ve produced a brilliant limerick there, Keith.

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      1. Thanks, Esther. Alternative last line: (Don’t know where to take it from here)

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  3. I love Keith’s contribution especially! Always amusing!!!

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  4. Love the meme as always!

    Don’t fear the reaper, its said
    Although that fills us with dread
    You live your life right
    Yet soon comes the night
    That surely you’ll wake up being dead.

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    1. Very dark! Great stuff 😄

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    nikidaly70

    There once was a camel called Clive
    Jumped off the pier when learning to dive
    Said, ‘But my biggest fear
    I want to make clear
    Is not scoring five out of five.’

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      nikidaly70

      * It’s not scoring five out of five

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      1. I’ll make that change 😃

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    2. I’d love to see that!😂

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  6. […] Laughing Along With A Limerick […]

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    1. Thank you for your limerick. It’s fab 😍

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  7. I decided to state my biggest fear
    Snakes, lightening, give me cheer
    I thought of ancient mummies
    Horror film ventriloquist dummies
    But Its flying I hate, won’t go near!

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    1. Thank you for this. You’ve done so well with the prompt 😍

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    SexagenarianScribbler

    Face your fears, oh so easy to say

    But for me at the end of the day

    When a spiders in sight

    Faced with fight or flight,

    I’m the one who’s scurrying away

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    1. I’m with you on that score!

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  9. Oh my dear,

    I have a great fear.

    Eight legs and crawling,

    I end up bawling

    And racing away in top gear.

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    1. I’m completely with you on that one!

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