Laughing Along With A Limerick

Happy Monday! Here is this week’s limerick challenge for you. Your word is:

LYING

Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word STEALTH in it somewhere. You came up with some entertaining limericks:

Trent’s World:

I went to the bank about wealth

And found I was in financial health

My account was in credit

And not at all in debit

So I don’t have to go shopping in stealth.

Cee Tee Jackson:

SILENT & DEADLY (No, not a fart!)

He was tiny, but could take care of himself

And he moved with the utmost of stealth.

Dressed completely in black

He’d launch his attack …

That was Osrith, the small ninja elf.

Squirreljan:

A builder used a lot of stealth

And earned a pot of massive wealth

He damaged trees

Destroyed the bees

He had no care for eco health.

Keith Channing:

A posh kid who wears a top hat

Abuses me, saying I’m fat.

I’ll use a stealth fighter

To hammer the blighter

And see what his mum makes of that!

Nicola Daly:

A man with incredible wealth

Had accumulated it by stealth

As he lay ill in bed

With a very sore head

Said, ‘My misdeeds aren’t good for my health.’

Kim Smyth:

The bacteria is so stealth

It tries its best to steal my health

Invading tummy and mouth

Fighting back efforts going south

The solution requires much wealth.

Olaf Sturlasson’s Poetry Corner:

Sneaking around using stealth

Could be bad for your health

If you frighten someone

And they have a gun

It could be very bad for your health.

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

I went to the bank about wealth

And found I was in financial health

My account was in credit

And not at all in debit

So I don’t have to go shopping in stealth.

Sexagenarian Scribbler:

Us oldies must face some harsh facts

Our Winter Fuel Payments have been axed

I’m feeling quite vexed

And wondering what’s next

Some sort of backdoor stealth tax?

(Please note this is NOT a political rant!)

The Bag Lady:

Mikey thought he could steal the wealth

He needed it for his mom’s health

Broke into a window

Their reaction not slow

So much for his burglar’s stealth.

Treehugger:

This sudden influx of wealth,

Is oh so bad for my health.

To laze about my days

In a drunken euphoric haze.

I have to proceed with stealth.

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30 responses to “Laughing Along With A Limerick”

  1. Lying in bed’s not a choice,
    You should make good use of your voice.
    In good times or bad
    No need to be sad,
    Go out, have a drink, and rejoice!

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    1. That reminds me:

      When my youngest was in her teens, she had committed some kind of misdemeanour about the house – can’t remember what forty-odd years on. I told her to go and lie on her bed as a punishment. A few minutes later she shouted down and said her bedroom light wouldn’t work. I went to her room, successfully turned the light on and asked her what she was talking about. “You told me to lie on my bed,” she said, “so I got on my bed and lied.” Be honest – could you think of a suitable way to deal with that? I just laughed and gave her a hug.

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      1. Brilliant!! 😂

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      2. She has a quick wit, that one!

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    2. I thought you needed an acrostic this week, Keith 😁

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      1. I rather enjoyed this one, too. ☺️

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  2. Lying around when you’re ill
    Is boring, and then there’s the pill
    It keeps you asleep
    Lost in the abyss, deep
    Getting up is no longer your will!

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    1. You put that so well!

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  3. You can see his lies from space
    And they come out at such a pace
    On crowd size he crows
    And the multitude grows
    His hot air could fuel windmills, a disgrace!

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    nikidaly70

    There once was a goat scared of flying
    Said, ‘You’ll only think that I’m lying
    If I said cos I’m a goat
    I’d rather go by boat
    And you’ll just assume I’m not trying.’

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    1. That’s really funny. Love the goat!

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  6. Ooops, I think you attributed the wrong limerick to me from last week. Not complaining, I know you are busy, so thanks for doing the challenges! Just pointing out so the correct person gets credit 🙂

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    1. Ooops! Thanks for pointing that out. I’ll try and do better for next week!

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  7. My neighbour is a terrible liar

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    1. Oops! I’ll try that again! I can’t seem to delete it, sorry Esther.

      My neighbour is a terrible liar

      he told me he’d joined a choir

      but when he sings a note

      he sounds like a goat

      I hope his pants do catch fire!

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      1. Love that last line! Thanks, Lynn.

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    2. I thought you were just making a statement! 😂😂

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      1. Hahahahaha, maybe I was!

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    SexagenarianScribbler

    The new patio’s finally laid

    A heavy price hubby has paid

    I’m done with his lying

    There’ll be no more lying

    Oh shit I’ve got blood on the spade

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    1. That’s a treat. Love it 😂

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    2. That’s brilliant! Loved it.

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  9. I keep on trying

    To stop myself from lying.

    I can’t tell the truth,

    I never could in my youth .

    Ended up always denying.

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    1. Very good, Sheila. Really clever.

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