Can You Tell A Story In…

It’s Thursday, so it’s time for a new story challenge:

Can you tell a story in 30 words? You must use the following words somewhere in the story:

  • ROUNDABOUT
  • TROUSERS
  • EQUATION
  • BEARD

Last week’s prompt was to tell a story in 18 words using the following words in it somewhere:

  • MARS
  • DATE
  • NEWSPAPER

Here are your amusing stories:

Christopher Farley:

Seeing him, she hid behind her newspaper, no longer wanting the blind date. She ate her Mars instead.

Richmond Road:

No newspaper updates regarding arrivals from Mars. Last week illegal aliens threatened the fabric of society. Go figure.

Lynn:

They’ve landed on mars – well I never. Dave checked the date on his newspaper; it was April 1st!

Nicola Daly:

‘I’ve got a hot date on mars,’ he said waving his newspaper as the spaceship revved its engine.

The Bag Lady:

Waking from a deep sleep, grabbed coffee and newspaper, read the date ending in 2035! Headlines: MARS INVASION

Kim Smyth:

My date with Todd was later, so I munched on a Mars bar while scanning the newspaper headlines.

Tessa:

The newspaper’s date was the year 2050, announcing a recent trip to Mars. I was next to go!

Murray Clarke:

According to the latest information in the newspaper, the decomposed Mars bar was several years out of date!

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

The newspaper wrote this headline: “Date between the god Mars and goddess Venus confirmed!” in their Astrology column.

Squirreljan:

The newspaper headline read: Galaxyworks causing Apollo 11 to be diverted via Mars. Landing date will be delayed.  

Treehugger:

‘I have just booked a trip to Mars.’

He didn’t look up, just kept on reading his newspaper.

Sexagenarian Scribbler:

He treated me to deep fried Mars bar and chips wrapped in newspaper. Talk about a hot date!

Sharron P:

The end date of her diet was finally up. Yes! She grabbed a Mars and read the newspaper.

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22 responses to “Can You Tell A Story In…”

  1. nikidaly70 Avatar
    nikidaly70

    The maths professor who sets the equations has a long, flowing beard, wears voluminous, florescent trousers, and watches the Magic Roundabout – and you wonder why I’m so rubbish at algebra?

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  2. Roscoe combed his beard, shook the wrinkles out of his trousers, and headed out to his car. He entered the roundabout and thought about his answer to the day’s equation.

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    1. You’ve done well with that!

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      1. Thank you!

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  3. Driving through the roundabout, he tugged at his beard, working out the equation in his head. He snagged his trousers upon exiting the car and made his way to class.

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      1. Thanks! I had to adjustbonly once!

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  4. In a roundabout way the equation was easy explained the scientist. Follow the trouser leg theory of time dividing the continuum, but don’t get entangled in the quantum beard conundrum!

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    1. That’s priceless! 😂😂

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  6. squirreljan Avatar
    squirreljan

    “Getting your beard caught in your trousers zip plus navigating a roundabout the wrong way equals agony.” Professor Mishap physically demonstrated his equation to howls of laughter from the students.

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    1. Well done for that, Janice 😄

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  7. I adjusted my trousers and twiddled my beard; I wished I’d studied maths. An equation? It was all Dutch to me, like going round a roundabout with no way out.

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      1. Thanks Esther.
        Your inspiration😁

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  8. Going in circles for ages, sweat dripping from his beard. The fault of the roundabout, his nemesis! The travel time equation screwed. Getting his trousers from the tailor wasn’t happening.

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    1. You’ve done so well with those words.

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  9. My husband insists on wearing baggy trousers and sports a chinstrap beard. A question of dress code came into the equation in a roundabout way whilst attending a Masonic dinner.

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    1. You have a away of thinking outside the box.

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