Laughing Along With A Limerick

Happy new week. Here is a fresh limerick challenge for you. Your word this week is:

THIGH

Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word TEAM in it somewhere. You came up with some brilliant limericks:

Keith Channing:

I jumped at the sound of a scream

Emanating from just up the stream.

It sounded at first

Like a piggy had burst.

Turns out, ’twas the tug-of-war team!

Squirreljan:

Oh my goodness, what a wonderful team

Without doubt, they are the crop of the cream

They have a wonderful tag

Each one’s a beautiful ‘BAG’

Bee Appy Girls will always reign supreme.

Nicola Daly:

As I somersault along the beam

I’m cheered on by my screaming team

So why am I on a slimey log?

In the middle of a cold, wet bog?

Ah, it was all a golden dream.

The Bag Lady:

Joe Schmo had a mighty dream

To star on a football team

Task never to meet

Having two left feet

Frustration caused him to scream.

Richmond Road:

My life’s a bewildering dream

In which nothing is how it might seem

Are you tired and confused?

Despised and abused?

Then baby, we’re on the same team.

Olaf Sturlasson’s Poetry Corner:

Working in a team can be a pain

If you’re doing all the work again

You might be judged crazy

If you let others be lazy

And never speak your mind and don’t complain.

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

The Olympics, the GB team

Got up quite a head of steam

Medalling in hockey

And dressage jockey

Their gold medals all were agleam!

Treehugger:

To be on the G.B.team,

Was Marigold’s impossible dream.

On the bars and the vault,

Was it all her fault?

Confirmed when she fell off the beam.

Kim Smyth:

The team got all around gold

A spectacle to behold

But Biles did the best

Having been put to the test

She can retire now before she gets old!

Sexagenarian Scribbler:

There is no ‘I’ in team, that is true

But there is an ‘M’, an ‘E’ but no ‘U’

Whatever you say

We’ll do it my way

If you don’t like it, you know what to do!

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26 responses to “Laughing Along With A Limerick”

  1. I turned red and thought I’d die
    When I dropped my hand upon her thigh
    She was close to me
    So I aimed for a knee
    Her slap was so hard it made me cry…

    *

    Gale had a major disaster
    When working with her thigh master
    She should have known
    To leave well enough alone
    But she thought she would finish faster

    *

    Trent had a very hard time
    To use “Thigh” in a rhyme
    His mind in the gutter
    He began to mutter
    “Aren’t limericks supposed to have grime?”

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    1. All of these are fabulous!

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    2. This are fab. Especially that last one 😂😂

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      1. Thanks, Esther. How can I not do an x-rated limerick when I have “thigh” as my key word? 😁😂

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      2. Sorry about that 😂😂

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  2. A girl I knew with cottage cheese thighs
    Was embarrassed to be seen by strangers eyes
    She wore Capri pants for a while
    But they just weren’t her style
    She cares not now who might despise.

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    1. That’s the way to be!

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      1. Good, then I’m doing it right! 😁😆😂

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  3. how have I never found you before? You are my friend now, especially after I saw the mermaid meme.

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    1. Thank you so much ❤

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  4. She had a huge bruise on her thigh
    Where a donkeys hoof had let fly!
    It had kicked out hard
    While they were in the yard
    And she let out an involuntary cry!

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    1. That works really well 🤩

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  5. Thy thigh hath my passion inflamed,
    How now can my ardour be tamed?
    I cannot hold back,
    Good mastery I lack,
    Hunger for your warmth hath me shamed.

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    1. Last line should, of course, be «Hunger for thy warmth hath me shamed.»

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      1. I’ll make sure I put that.

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    2. You’ve at that really well. Love the ‘Thy’ and ‘hath’.

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      1. I blame Billy Boy the Bard. He started it.

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    nikidaly70

    The recipe said to use ‘thigh’ –
    And definitely ‘DO NOT FRY’ !
    But I’ve got it all wrong
    Cos there’s an awful pong
    Now I’ll have to start over again, oh sigh!

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    SexagenarianScribbler

    Sat beside me, this gorgeous guy

    On the plane, put his hand on my thigh

    Looks exchanged

    Loo trips arranged

    I’ve joined that great club, the Mile High!

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    1. Hilarious! 😂😂

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  8. I had a notion to try

    A tattoo on my left thigh,

    I dallied and dithered,

    My confidence withered.

    Found a stick on one to buy.

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    1. That made me laugh. Thank you.

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