Happy Monday. Here is a new limerick challenge. Your word this week is:
TEAM
Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word STYLE in it somewhere. You came up with some really funny limericks:
Squirreljan:
There once was a woman whose style
Hid a toxic persona so vile
That it didn’t come to light
Even when she got into a fight
Because she continued to smile.
With her usual clumsy style
She stumbled going doing the aisle
When she fell ass over tit
The back of her dress did split
And she landed in a great pile.
Nicola Daly:
Remember the witch from Carlisle?
Who rides a broom with incredible style
She won gold playing Pooh Sticks
At the Paris Olympics
Then zoomed on her broom for a mile.
Olaf Sturlasson’s Poetry Corner:
There was a young woman with style
Who romanced a young man for a while
They went on a date
And he got her home late
So her dad forced them both down the aisle.
There once was an evil guy
Very popular – don’t ask why!
Though no sense of style
He could certainly beguile
His fans believed his every lie.
When Helen dressed it took a while
Always wanting the latest style
Then she felt it happen
The shoes she had clamped on
Fell apart when walking an aisle.
It took just a very short time
Her composure less than sublime
She yanked off the shoes
Everyone’s amused
Danced rest of the hall with a smile.
I’ve done well with girls for a while
Though I’m lacking both in charm and in style
I’m ugly as hell
I’m fat and I smell
But I have this magnificent smile.
The man of the moment, his style
Was really peculiar and vile
But because he had money
People’s attitudes were sunny
Behind his back? They ran a mile!
If the catwalk stretched for a mile,
I would pose, smile and beguile.
I would act oh so gracious,
Flirtatious and vivacious.
The ultra epitome of style.
There once was a girl with no style
Her clothes definitely didn’t beguile
Shorts were too short
Shirts with no sport
Cause she hadn’t been shopping in a long while!
When it comes to fashion and flair
I just wear want I want to wear
Comfort beats style
By a country mile
What’s hot or what’s not I don’t care!
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Esther Chilton 
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