Happy Monday! Here’s a fresh limerick challenge to kick-start your week.
Your new word is:
KNEE
Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word GLUE in it somewhere. You produced some funny limericks:
I know that you think I am thick
And it’s fun to try out a new trick
But I need to know who
Went wild with the glue
And stuck my breadstick to a brick!
Working with glue is tough
It sticks to my fingers and stuff
Working with wood is the worst
It sticks to your fingers first
Now you really have it rough!
Last week’s limerick? I’m blue
The rhyme just wasn’t true
The final word was bad
Which makes me really sad
This time I’ll stick to the format like glue!
A trainee young chef, called Hugh,
Developed his signature stew;
‘Delicious if sticky,’
Said one critic, Dickie,
While another said, ‘Just good for glue.’
–
‘Nose pickings,’ said Marjory Grew,
‘Have a wonderful, all-natural glue.
By rolling and folding.
And carefully moulding,
You can make condoms, cheap, for the few.’
My boyfriend swore to be true,
Then I saw him with my best friend, Sue.
I couldn’t care less,
I don’t need the stress.
We were never bonded like glue.
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Esther Chilton 
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