Happy new week! Here’s a fresh limerick challenge to kick-start your Monday.
Your new word is:
GLUE
Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word WRITER in it somewhere. You produced some laugh-out-loud limericks:
When money was tight, getting tighter,
My mum and dad pulled an all-nighter.
They said, “Listen, whelp,
What can you do to help?”
I replied, “Not a thing – I’m a writer!”
A writer was hoping for luck
But his readers did not give a puck
He wrote for a prize
But his editors realized
That the guy’s writing really did suck!
A writer played a trick on a friend
Wrote that he was going off to Ostend
But it wasn’t true
April 1st was the clue
Foolish friend said “You made me feel blue!”
A talented young writer named Brite,
Composed with talent and might.
Her words flowed with grace,
A smile on each face,
As readers basked in her light.
My friend decided to be a writer,
Discretion was not her best point,
She wrote a secret and tale,
Which landed her in jail,
It had all come back to bite her.
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Esther Chilton 
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