Happy new week! Here’s a fresh limerick challenge to set you up for the week.
Your new word is:
DIET
Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word TRAIN in it somewhere. You produced some funny and cheeky limericks:
Tomorrow, I’m catching a train,
Riding southward from Donny to Spain
A few weeks ago
I went with the flow
Now something is hurting my brain.
Casey was a rail engineer
He drove a train without peer
On the fatal night
A stopped freighter out of sight
Casey’s heroic actions cost him dear.
If you’ve ever commuted, you’ll know the pain,
Stuck every day, on a bus or train,
Breathing in fetid breath
Containing hints of coming death
And then you do it again and again…
An 0-6-0 train sped by
On a viaduct high in the sky
With a clatter and rattle
Like an army in battle
White steam around it did fly!
I rode once on the Tarantula Train
Luckily it wasn’t in the rain
We solved a murder
While eating our lunch order
And no one felt any pain!
I hope it doesn’t rain,
As I patiently wait for my train.
With luggage and cases,
To see different places.
Umbrella up, all hopes are in vain.
Angie is no scatterbrain,
She’s well known from New York to Maine.
Groups of men she’d amaze,
When her skirt she would raise
And say, “Boys now queue up for the train.”
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Esther Chilton 
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