Laughing Along With A Limerick

Happy new week, everyone! Here’s to a good one.

Your new limerick challenge is:

DINNER

Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word SNAKE in it somewhere. You produced some amusing limericks:

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

I love to pick up a snake

At wildlife parks, I don’t quake

They are smooth and firm

And don’t make me squirm

Fantastic pets they do make!

Kim Smyth:

The garden was needing a rake

Til Missy discovered a snake

She dropped it and ran

Grabbed her neighbor Mr Dan

Who shot it and made the snake ache!

TanGental:

Every year Jim would bake,

For Halloween, a vampire snake;

Served with a clotting jus,

He’d offer you a devil’s brew,

Extra chips and a well-done stake.

Val Fish:

I once had a pet anaconda

Of whom I was awfully fond a

Till that one fateful day

The snake slithered away

To somewhere in the wild blue yonder.

Keith Channing:

Some snakes are more scary than others,

None more so than one of my brother’s.

A ten-foot constrictor

Known fondly as Victor.

Ex-boa, if I had my druthers!

Treehugger:

I once had a pet called Jake

He was a six-foot, one-eyed snake.

We couldn’t cuddle,

We got in a muddle.

And he made all my family quake.

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18 responses to “Laughing Along With A Limerick”

  1. Dinnae gimme corned beef fer dinner.
    Ah willnae eat it, so ah might get thinner.
    The same goes for custard,
    But I DO like mustard,
    And haggis, fer me, is aw-ways a winner.

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    1. Very entertaining!

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  2. I once went for a meal in Pinner
    It was going to be lunch not dinner
    But it got really late
    And by an act of fate
    Afternoon tea at 8? was a winner!

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    1. Afternoon tea at any time is a winner for me!

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  3. He said to me, “Son, you’re a sinner
    But with my help, you could be a winner.
    I’ll give it a bash
    If you slip me some cash,”
    I said, “Dad, I’m just here for my dinner!”

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      1. Thanks, Esther 😁🙏

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  4. Our friend had us over for dinner
    Our opinion was it was a winner!
    She was so sweet
    To give us that treat
    Yet it sure won’t help me get thinner!

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    1. Nothing tasty ever does! 😆

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  5. It was fair, thought Sally Skinner,
    To be told, ‘You must get thinner.’
    But, as a diabetic,
    She knew it was pathetic,
    If she didn’t act and bin her dinner.

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  7. I won’t eat my dinner,
    I need to get thinner.
    Pies, cakes and gin,
    Must go in the bin,
    That way my waist will get trimmer.

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  8. What, really, is meant by the deal
    To name eating-times as we feel?
    We eat what we lack;
    Whether full or a snack.
    So, henceforth, tis merely a ‘meal.’

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    1. Love the feel of this limerick. Excelllent, Chel!

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