Hello, everyone. Here’s to a great week!
Your new limerick challenge is:
SANDALS
Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word SPIDER in it somewhere. You produced some hilarious limericks:
A spider’s an eight-legged creature
Whose four eyes are quite a neat feature.
Some big ones are hairy,
Which makes them more scary;
My golly! I sound like a teacher!
There once was a cute little spider
Who slid down his silk right beside her
The lady then smiled
Stayed to visit a while
Then the pair read her book with each other!
I once met a spider on a walk-oh
Hung by its legs from a hedgerow
It had a big grin
And it was in a spin
As it twisted and turned all around-o!
As Miss Muffet watched that spider
That came and sat beside her
Another, if you please
Got into her cottage cheese
Now that spider is inside her.
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The Who sang of a spider named Boris
In a song that certainly won’t bore us!
Cool musical choices
And silly voices
And a two word chorus.
Itsy, a six legged spider,
Bottled her hurt deep inside her;
Until a kind chap called Jim
Offered prosthetic limbs
And she put her troubles behind her.
I once came across a great web,
It filled the others with dread!
Then along came a spider,
As I sat down beside her,
I realized I was about to be dead!
Miss Muffet, I can’t abide her
For dissing George, my pet spider.
She screams and she shouts,
She stamps and she pouts.
Poor George, she could have been kinder.
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Esther Chilton 
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