I hope you all had a great weekend. Here’s to a productive week 😄
Your new limerick challenge is as follows:
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Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word SMILE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces:
This hunk Tom had a killer smile
He turned heads, but not for his style
He slayed the girls
With charm and those pearls
And that grin was as wide as a mile!
Smile if your heart is breaking
Grin if the house is quaking
Just don’t be sad
If things are bad
Life goes on, the mickey taking!
I don’t think Bobby’s very bright
Or perhaps his hat is just too tight
He seemed glad
When things got bad
And smiled when he lost the fight.
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Sad Lisa (*) tried a new way
She forced a smile every day
What started blue
Soon turned true
Now Happy Lisa is so gay (**).
(* Sad Lisa is a song by Cat Stevens)
(** – the original meaning of the word – I never asked her about her sexual orientation)
A professional model of style
Took a dare to go nude for a while
So that everyone knows
It is not about clothes
When all that you wear is your smile.
When I am asked to compile
Three things that make me smile,
Sport is a must
Friends you can trust,
And farts, both loud and fissile…
Love the soft glow that lights up a smile
Warmth our faces preserve for a while
Happy thoughts still endure
Grow a feeling secure
Like an inch elongates to a mile…
There was a young lady from Fylde
Who melted men’s hearts when she smiled.
She’d blow them a kiss,
Then she’d bite them and hiss.
Sly Susie was deadly and wild.
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Esther Chilton 
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