I hope you all had a good weekend. Here’s to a great week 😎
Your new limerick challenge is as follows:
BAND
Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word SHOCK in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces:
Some shocks I have had in my life
Have cut me as if with a knife.
One thing I recall
Cut me worst of all;
Know what? You had best ask the wife!
I was shook by a really big shock
As lightning hit me with a thwock!
It went from my shoulder
And came out by a boulder
And burnt a big hole in my sock!
It’s very easy for people to mock
When I first posted a pic on TikTok
But with a butt parabolic
And breasts hyperbolic
Of course I caused quite a shock.
A defiant young calf called Spence
Was told, by his mum, “DON’T TOUCH THAT FENCE!”
The shock wasn’t nice
And made Spence think twice,
That advice from old cows makes mooer sense.
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Esther Chilton 
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