I hope you all had a good weekend. Here’s to a great week 😊
Your new limerick challenge is as follows:
DUMB
Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word GLOVE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces:
Freddy said she was sent from above
There is nobody else whom he could love
Like moon and sun
They joined as one
Their personalities fit like a glove.
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Michael danced in front of the band
Sequined glove on his left hand
From his bad talk
To the moon walk
The king of pop ruled the land.
“But Judge,” she began to appeal
“That bread I did not steal!”
The Judge shook his head
And then was heard said,
“Bread will now be your last meal!”
Glove in hand? That is **** about face,
Letting words fly all over the place.
Overthinking, no doubt,
Very loudly you shout.
Exit now, leaving nary a trace!
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Glove in hand is still **** about face
Like losing a three legged race
Two legs and one willy
You’d really look silly
While peeing all over the place.
The ‘Hand in Glove’ was an old pub
With distilled gin made in a tub!
The homebrew team
Were an absolute dream
Till they flavoured the gin with a bug!
I once had a servant called Mellors;
Much gentler than all other fellas.
I fell in love
With his velvet gloves
As he tended my garden rose trellis.
We dance as one, like a hand in a glove
Lifted by the wind under the wings of a dove
And if I stumble
She doesn’t grumble
Just gets me moving with a discrete shove…
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Esther Chilton 
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