Happy Monday! I hope you all had a good weekend.
Your new limerick challenge is as follows:
JUNK
Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word FACE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces:
A girl once found her happy place
Until a gull shat on her face
Her kids thought it funny
It was so gross and runny
But the girl cried and felt such disgrace!
Ritu:
Let me tell you bout my mate, Jase
He was always the first in a race
Well, one day he was beat
Cos he tripled over his own feet.
Oh, man, you should have seen his face!
When he sighed and said “2B”
I tried to assist his geometry
But, quoting the Bard
It was too hard
So my help was “not to be”.
Does your face really show what you’re feeling
When in front of your puppy you’re kneeling?
Or could it be true
That what you see him do
Can be infinitely more appealing?
On Monday there will be a new face
On stamps and all over the place.
Charlie the King
Will surely bring
A different perspective in taste?
For all those running the human race
And remaining intent on upping their pace:
If you don’t stop bleating
That we’re not overheating,
History will judge you a total disgrace.
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Esther Chilton 
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