Your new limerick challenge is as follows:
WHIFF
Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word TROUBLE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces:
Now James Watt is added to Hubble
We can soon spot the first signs of trouble.
Should aliens attack
We’ll push them right back
Using Reagan’s star wars at the double!
Trouble comes every day and night
When monsters and vampires fight
At dawn and evening
Their shifts they are leaving
Arguments happen in crepuscular light!
There once was a chick who was trouble
She ran from the law on the double
If she’d just get right
And stop trying to fight
Her life wouldn’t be such a puzzle!
His love life was in dreadful trouble
When patches of the spikiest stubble
Dislodged her vajazzle
Caused her tassels to frazzle
And burst one fake boob like a bubble.
Bony Tony liked to down pints of Ruddles.
Three or four made him get quite befuddled.
It wouldn’t be long
Before he’d be singing rude songs.
Then he’d streak down the street and make trouble.
Temptation’s a terrible sin
I can’t let that old devil win
I must try harder
To curb my ardour
The trouble I’ve got myself in!
There once was a man in big trouble
He ran out – his face full of stubble
My internet is dust
You cut it- it’s busted
Now all that is left is this rubble*
*Are those bones I see?
Bwahaha
Linking People 2003:
Embrace trouble, it provides experience,
But, be ready to accept the worst experience;
Before the future becomes the present,
God provides 86,400 data everyday in seconds in the present,
Use it or loose it but do gain everyday experience!
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Esther Chilton 
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