Laughing Along With A Limerick

Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows:

BLOAT

Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word BROKE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces:

Keith Edgar Channing:

Before you decide to just nix it,
Remind me which one of you picks it.
Or please ask the priest
Keep trying at least
Even if it ain’t broke, still don’t fix it.

Kim Smyth:

There once was a man who was broke
Due to buying a pig in a poke
He reached in that sack
And brought out not Jack
Now, his life’s just a joke!

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

Broke my foot on the fridge today
While putting the eggs away
I tripped over the cat
And fell down with a splat
With my toes completely asplay!

Trent’s World:

Wanted to write a limerick but I’m broke
My clever words turned out a joke
Nothing’s there at all
Just an empty skull
Perhaps I need a bath in which to soak.

Lance Greenfield:

Bony Tony was stoney broke,
But he always was a resourceful bloke.
He invented a thing
Tied together with string.
His lucrative secret’s still under a cloak.

TanGental:

Terry Dulle, an ordinary bloke
Came home to find he was broke.
‘Where’s it all gone?’
‘You spent it, moron,
On booze, some bets and a smoke.’
No, I never…

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19 responses to “Laughing Along With A Limerick”

  1. Before you decide what to say,
    Let me see if I can find a way.
    Oh yes, I will gloat
    And I may even bloat
    Try keeping your tum in all day!

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    1. That made me laugh. Thanks, Keith.

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  2. A bloated tummy’s no fun
    You’ve got to get gas on the run
    One could try Gas-x
    Or go walk and do flex
    But eating slowly is still number one!

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    1. Very funny. Thanks, Kim.

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  3. We went across the lake by boat
    Unfortunately it failed to float
    I got away from it because
    I’d eaten a meal, three course
    I was bouyed up by my tummy bloat!

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    1. A great laugh. Thank you.

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  4. When Lars Ego began to promote
    A cure for those tending to bloat,
    He told his editor
    ‘I’ll be top predator.’
    But, in truth he was more ass than G.O.A.T.

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    1. Very good, Geoff. Hope you’re feeling better.

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      1. Much perkier, yes thanks

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  5. East Anglians can’t get more remoter
    Than the place where the food’s caught by boaters.
    They smoke their fresh fish
    And it’s really dee-lish.
    You should try that Great Yarmouth bloater!

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    1. Super! Thanks, Lance 😊

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      1. Another one composed on the dog-walk

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  6. […] week’s limerick prompt is […]

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  7. Very late—true story

    The suitcases were full of our bloat
    They even contained several coats
    Pepper spray is not good
    Customs even searched the food
    Our things are now covered in coot(ies)

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      1. It’s all good! We didn’t realize we had our small pepper spray with us. So they searched and took it. They were very nice. (Canada)

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