Can You Tell A Story In…

It’s Thursday once again and that means five-word story time. Your new word this week is:

TOWEL

So can you tell a story in five words using the word TOWEL in it somewhere?

Your word last week was LEGAL. Here are your LEGAL stories:

Keith Channing:

Legal documents always scare me!

Everything not forbidden is legal?

Governments should act legally – discuss.

Are legal and lawful synonyms?

Legal is bigger than foolscap.

Kim Smyth:

Soaring prices should be illegal!

I’m not legally smoking anymore.

But officer, that’s not legal!

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

The legal eagle flew overhead.

Leave it with legal team?

Legal email, very important message.

Over the legal drug limit!

I sent legal documents yesterday.

The mouse is legally inheriting!

As long as its legal…

Ruth Scribbles:

Is it legal to curse?

Guns should be illegal!

Hawks have legal rights here.

He is almost legally blind.

Legal age to drive-16.

I am legally old – mature.

Val Fish:

Are you sure that’s legal?!

Lance Greenfield:

Taxing pensions is legal robbery.

Legalisation makes awful truly lawful.

Stowaway is not legally aboard.

Truss makes eyebrow fetish illegal.

Ill eagles should be illegal.

Hurrah! U-turn legalises sexy eyebrows!

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24 responses to “Can You Tell A Story In…”

  1. Towels necessary for galactic hitchhiking
    Only wet people need towels
    Window cleaner’s towel self destructs
    Every naturist carries a towel
    Linteum is Latin for towel

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    1. That fourth one is super! Another great acrostic.

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      1. Thanks, Esther. The third one was inspired by a conversation with our window cleaner about ten minutes earlier. We gave him a couple of old towels as his, with frequent use and washing, disintegrate regularly.

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  2. Towel on beach, sun bathe
    Use the towel for drying
    Towel the roan horse down
    Use towel as a hammock
    She crocheted the big towel
    Towel used as a den
    cat slept on a towel…
    Towel not dowel I said

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    1. A great lots of stories 😁

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  3. My towel is still wet!
    I’ll throw in the towel.
    Hand towels are too long.
    Wrap wet hair in towel.

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    1. A super four 😁

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  4. Don’t throw in the towel!
    Knows where his towel is.

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    1. I’ll try not to! 😂

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    Dry towel
    wet now
    reuse?

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    1. Excellent. Many thanks, Eric.

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  6. Don’t snap butts with towels!
    I like larger bath towels.
    Kitchen must have drying towel.
    I need some paper towels!

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    1. That first one is hilarious!

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      1. Thanks, 😝

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  7. Hang around the towel bar.

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    1. Very good, Annette.

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  8. Wet towel on bed. AAAARH!

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    1. I know one well. It’s horrible!

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      1. Hate it!!!

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  9. Pass me my towel, Darling
    Wrap hair in towel turban
    She ripped off his towel!
    Dry towel serves its purpose
    Wet towel is absolutely useless
    Can’t dig bulbs with towel
    Two towels dry too well
    Naturists sit comfortably on towels
    Towel snapper stung my bum

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    1. I really enjoyed these 😁 Thank you.

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