Can You Tell A Story In…

It’s Thursday once again and that means five-word story time. Your new word this week is:

LEGAL

So can you tell a story in five words using the word LEGAL in it somewhere?

Your word last week was TABLET. Here are your TABLET stories:

Keith Channing:

Orders come on stone tablets.

Who hacked into my tablet?

Collected tablets for my dog.

Kim Smyth:

I’m addicted to my tablet!

Recycle old tablets for compensation.

I take capsules and tablets.

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

Kendal Mint cake, tasty tablet!

Tablet has a flat battery.

Pills or tablets? Cure all.

Tablet is hard to swallow.

Tablet not table you fool.

Romans wrote on clay tablets.

Ritu:

Migraine incoming. Need tablet, fast!

A tablet for every child?

Tablet or iPad? You decide?

Trent’s World:

Moses cast down the tablets.

Mommy, Moses broke my tablet!

Tablets and babies don’t mix…

Ruth Scribbles:

Bound blank paper — a tablet.

Ten Commandments on a tablet.

Tablets are “TV-like” child minders.

Roberta Writes:

Fifty tablets consumed. Quite dead.

Lance Greenfield:

Scottish cookery classes make tablet.

Tablet carving predates papyrus inking.

Take out your writing tablets.

God’s finger inscribed stone tablets.

Were tablets made from sapphire?

No! Tablet is solid sugar.

Bony Tony loved sucking tablet.

Click ‘Tablet’ tab for tablet.

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23 responses to “Can You Tell A Story In…”

  1. Is it legal to curse?
    Guns should be illegal!
    Hawks have legal rights here.
    He is almost legally blind.
    Legal age to drive-16.
    I am legally old – mature.

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    1. I enjoyed these very much.

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    2. All good, especially the seriousness of the second one. As for the last one, I try to tell all the girls, “It’s not my age. It’s my experience!”
      They don’t believe me.

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  2. Soaring prices should be illegal!
    I’m not legally smoking anymore.
    But officer, that’s not legal!

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    1. I agree with that first one!

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  3. The legal eagle flew overhead leave it with legal team?
    Legal email, very important message
    Over the legal drug limit!
    I sent legal documents yesterday
    The mouse is legally inheriting!

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    1. That last one made me laugh!

      Like

  4. Legal documents always scare me!
    Everything not forbidden is legal?
    Governments should act legally – discuss.
    Are legal and lawful synonyms?
    Legal is bigger than foolscap.

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    1. Very well thought-out. A super acrostic.

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      1. Thanks, Esther. I still can’t find a more scary 5 word story than one Jonathan Pie just posted on Twitter, ‘UK Prime Minister Liz Truss’

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      2. I’m with you there!

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    Are you sure that’s legal?!

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    1. No, I’m not! 😂

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  6. Taxing pensions is legal robbery
    Legalisation makes awful truly lawful
    Stowaway is not legally aboard
    Truss makes eyebrow fetish illegal
    Ill eagles should be illegal

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    1. That 4th one is priceless!

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      1. Yes. Personal envy is a strong motivator for legislators! 😀

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  7. Hurrah! U-turn legalises sexy eyebrows!

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