Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows:
MESS
Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word NECK in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces:
My friend has gone really high tech
With a collar wrapped tight round his neck.
When I asked him, he said
It keeps him calm in bed,
But can he get it off? Can he heck!
The nape of the neck is worth kissing
If you don’t want to be dismissing
Just be real sure
Your skin’s clean and pure
Romance you don’t want to be missing.
The sailor fell onto the deck
And seriously injured his neck
The captain said fool!
Playing quoits by the pool
You’ve turned into a jibbering wreck!
The boss asked if Bob were ill
For he could work much harder still
Bob said what the heck
I won’t break my neck
For work should never kill.
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When talking the anatomy of sex
Judy said a man must have good pecs
But Vlad said No
When blood must flow
He only thought about necks.
This man wrote a very bad check
He then caused a horrible wreck
His eyes were all glazed
He stumbled in a daze
“No wonder, he broke his thick neck!”
A furious God held the first scrotum
In front of his hapless factotum.
‘Why didn’t you check?
They’ve used turkey neck.
And what use is an opposable bum?’
Bony Tony was as skinny as a rake.
Many dieters thought him an absolute fake.
For, at a barbeque,
He would forego the stew
To consume a whole giraffe neck steak!
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Esther Chilton 
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