Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows:
GYM
Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word POOL in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces:
We own both pool table and pool
In the summer they’re both really cool
But when the cold comes
We’re just down to one
Should’ve invested in a heated swimming pool!
A pool table on a pool is odd!
But there it floated on its tod
It seemed unattended?
But suddenly, that ended
As the black was potted by a Cod!
Oh boy did Bean feel a fool
Losing his trunks in the pool
With nowhere to hide
He swallowed his pride,
Surfaced clutching his tiny tool.
Buff Sixpack knew he was cool
As he posed in the gym and the pool;
He thought his hot bod
Would make girls think him god;
Instead all they saw was a tool.
I once dreamed I wanted a pool
The thought, it did cause me to drool
I searched on the net
I’ve not found one yet
Instead, I purchased a stool.
Tony took me to Giilingham pool.
It was freezing, yet he said it was cool.
He threw me straight in
And I learned to swim
With no need for lessons at school.
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Esther Chilton 
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