Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows:
FLOOR
Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word HOUSE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces:
How frequently must I explain
Only ducks should be out in the rain?
Unless I can see
Something in it for me
Expect not to see me again!
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Hotels serve me well on vacation
Or a guest house quite close to the station
Unless I can scamper
Somewhere in my camper
Escape is my best expectation.
There once was a haunted old house
Which was covered with vines and some grouse
Said my partner to me
Why can’t you see
This place is infested with louse.
There once was a gal with a house
Too small for even a mouse
A miniature it was
She loved it because
It was decorated by her loving spouse!
I once had a house in Cornwall
Which got covered in a snowfall
We dug it out twice
It got infested with mice
So now I’ve bought one in Porthcawl!
Ritu:
Now, I’m not one to grumble and grouse
But, have you seen the state of my house?
The place is a mess
Though I have to confess
I tend to just blame kids and spouse!
Her indoors does nothing but grouse,
Can’t wait to get out of the house.
Into another’s arms
And her comely charms
Worlds away from my nagging spouse!
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Esther Chilton 
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