Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows:
KNEES
Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word CHEAP in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces:
Can I puchase a van on the cheap,
Heavy-duty to carry my sheep?
Expectations were high
As I waved you goodbye,
Please don’t laugh at my rusty old heap!
I agreed to go out on a date
McDonalds is where we all ate
I looked in his eye
“You’re cheap so good-bye.”
Don’t date with the friends of your mates.
A cheap girl there once was
She’d even wear someone’s used bras
She rarely bought new
Except for her shoes
Even being rich didn’t change cause.
Some call me a cheap floozy
Well, just let them be choosy
But many aren’t so aloof
And I have the proof
A bank account that’s a doozy!
I got a birthday card, very cheap
To its sender I would say ‘bleep!’
The envelope was ripped
And in coffee it was dipped!
So I hit him until he was in a heap!
Ritu:
Old Kenneth did things on the cheap
Thinking of the savings he’d reap
He bought an old car
It didn’t go far
And ended up on the scrap heap!
Bert Stingy was a first class creep
Who did everything on the cheap.
When asked to buy a round
He’d pretend to dig for a pound
But his arms were too short and his pockets too deep.
Bony’s watch was very cheap.
It told the time and went beep beep.
“That’s all I want,
So why pay more
For a watch with functions that make me weep?”
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Esther Chilton 
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