Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows:
SNORE
Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word SNEEZE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces:
Now here is a jolly good wheeze:
Try clearing a room with a sneeze.
Make it sound like a fart,
And here’s the best part:
You can do it as much as you please!
He opened the door and then sneezed
His snot spread about, yuk oh pleeze
He wiped it all up
Then in came the pup
He started to sniff, I said freeze.
To the duchess’ cottage in the trees
That’s enough pepper, if you please
A baby quite big
Turns into a pig
Starts grunting where there was a sneeze!
My hubby has multiple sneezes
But his allergies cause him no wheezes
He uses many tissues
To deal with his issues
But mostly he wishes for freezes!
Ritu:
There was a young girl from Belize
Who had a strange reaction to cheese
Just the barest of whiffs
Or the slightest of sniffs
Would result in a rather loud sneeze!
He covered his mouth, thus to sneeze
Then a sniff, and a cough, and a wheeze
I was able to issue
A barely used tissue
I said, “Blow into here, if you please.”
–
I was chatting one day with the Queen
When the moment turned vaguely obscene
She seemed less than pleased
From the moment I sneezed
On her dress. Something slimy and green.
The cat sneezed hard at me
I wondered what had he
Eaten tonight
Taken a bite
Then from his nose…Flew a bee!
The cheerleader was feeling blue,
What was wrong, she hadn’t a clue,
No one was best pleased
As she fiercely sneezed –
Then, crawled back to bed with the flu!
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Esther Chilton 
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