Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows:
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Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word SNEAK in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces:
Sneak over here, said Aunt Flo,
Now here’s a thing you need to know.
Every eve
As soon as we leave,
Keith adds a string to his bow!
Into a mansion I decided to sneak
To look at its luxury, I wanted a peek
Instead of gold taps
And pools to swim laps
I found it was empty, because of a leak!
Mary was naughty little lass
Actually, she was quite the pain in the a$$
All her life
She’d sneak in strife
She was born knowing how to harass.
So into my bed did I sneak
Glancing over at hubs for a peek
Back asleep on his cloud
After snoring so loud
Hoping now I could sleep for a week!
I crawled out the window, I sneaked
I’d notice if you tried to peek
I ran to the car
The door stood ajar
I closed it, oh my what a squeak.
Ritu:
Oh, Pete, you’re such a sneak
I only took a peek!
Now the Teach says I’m cheating
Mam’ll give me a beating
I’ll be sore on at least one cheek!
James Bond was his name, born in Auld Reekie.
Best acted by Sean, who was ever so cheeky.
He liked shaken martinis
And girls in bikinis,
Yet, as a spy, he was always so sneaky.
Bony Tony marched with fellow campaigners.
For the long walks he wore comfortable trainers.
The Yanks said, “Jeepers!
We just love your sneakers!”
Said he, “Tighter shoes would be such restrainers.”
People would take a sneaky peek
At Roger Schnozzle’s extraordinary beak.
It was truly humongous
And smelt of old fungus
And would constantly, saltily leak.
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Esther Chilton 
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