Here’s to a great new week! Your new limerick challenge is as follows:
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Your challenge last week was to write a limerick using the word SHAKE in it somewhere. Here are your masterpieces:
I’ve a serious disclosure to make:
I’ve lived my whole life as a fake.
Approached number ten
To fess up, but then
When I told him my plight, he said, “Shake!”
Every day my left arm does shake
A real nuisance it does make
I dither and pause
With unknown cause
Wonder what diagnosis they’ll make?
Robbie struggled hard with his weight,
Ate loads of pastries and beefsteak,
His tum was rotund
His body was shunned –
Milkshake was the biggest mistake!
Let’s shake, rattle and roll, my friend
We have some festivities to attend
We’ll have some fun
Till we see the sun
For this party will never end.
I once made myself a nice shake
Several ingredients to make
Including some chocolate
Maca and nut butter
A tasty beverage it did make!
There once was a chicken named Shake,
Who asked, well now, what should we bake?
I went in the store
And came out the door
With the mix that was named shake and bake.
P.S. The chicken was not amused.
Oh, how the earth moved for me last night
But it wasn’t quite in delight
A horrendous shake
Jolted me awake
And had me quaking with fright.
Alsu Remi:
There was a young baker from Swindon
Who sold only cakes with no cream on.
He’d start with a shake
Every time that he baked –
With no clue why his profits had dwindled.
Bony Tony was ever so fond
Of a fictional spy called James Bond
Who liked girls in bikinis
And cocktail martinis:
Shaken not stirred, tout le monde!
Jocelyn Barker:
She saw it and started to shake
The viper’s a dangerous snake
To flee from the adder
She shot up a ladder
Then saw it was only a fake.
Esther Chilton 
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