Here’s your Monday smile – it’s limerick time. Send in your own or here’s a prompt for you –
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Here are a few limericks to make you smile this Monday. The prompt last week was SHOWER.
When it has been dry for a time,
A shower of rain is sublime.
I really like summer,
Though winter’s a bummer,
But spring is the easiest to rhyme!
It’s terribly wet down on the Gower,
Where the forecast is always so dour.
It may appear to be fine
When the sun, it doth shine,
But we’re sure to be in for a shower.
I once took a duck in the shower
Played with it for over an hour
The water got cool
And I felt such a fool
Cause my duck, he did run out of power!
I gave my plants a good shower
Some food for my beautiful flowers
A whole lot of love
Just got them in bud
Only leaves on my sweet flower bower.
Paul Mastaglio:
To shower someone with praise
Is a wonderful craze
Make them feel great
And they could be your mate
Perhaps until the end of days.
A man once lived in a tower
That didn’t have a working shower
As you might think
There was an awful stink
And all were overwhelmed by its power.
They say a shower in spring
Flowers later will bring
But before the bud
All is mud
And I’ve sunk to my thing.
President Dwight D. Eisenhower,
Had great ideas in the shower
Some time on the bog,
Would oft lift his fog,
And restore his mighty brain power.
Ritu:
Janice wanted a new shower
With some oomph, just a little more power
But it used too much water
Much more than it oughtta
So now hubby, John won’t allow her!
Linking People 2003:
SHOWER is an artificial rain,
Having in bathroom to attain,
Over all cleanliness,
With soap for freshness,
Radiance comes again!
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Esther Chilton 
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