Here’s your Monday smile – it’s limerick time. Send in your own or here’s a prompt for you –
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Here are a few limericks to make you smile this Monday. The prompt last week was WHIFF.
Wills made a ciggy called whiff,
Hellish strong and an unusual niff.
I tried one in France,
Fell into a trance;
Forget it – I’ll stick with a spliff.
A strong whiff of Stilton cheese
I love it I’m easy to please
But mouldy old cheddar
Is much worse, not better
As the smell wafts off in the breeze.
Paul Mastaglio:
Standing by the cliff
Was a little old man named Griff
Not sure what he was about
But when I went to shout
I caught an almighty whiff!
There once was a young lad named Bif
Who stunk if you got a good whiff
He went au-natural
Using only shower gel
Unfortunately, since he worked on a skiff!
A girl once entered my room
I got a whiff of perfume
She wasn’t lent
A heavenly scent
Just the smell of my impending doom.
To be famous would be bad
A whiff of scandal and you’re had
Vultures above
Showing no love
Telling stories so sad.
Amid holidays air carries whiff
Of all things yummy—take a sniff!
And neighbors are very generous
Sharing their kitchen-baked treats delicious
So, you’d better behave…don’t provoke a tiff!
Chrissieart02:
His wife smelled him smoking a spliff
She knew it from just one whiff
I don’t like it, she said
The kids are in bed
And both parents had an almighty tiff.
Sarian Lady:
She leaned over the fence for a whiff.
The neighbours were having a tiff.
Oh, my sausage and burgers,
I hope there’s no murders,
And leapt over the fence in a jiff.
Sharon Tingle:
Completely still she lies.
Seemingly asleep is just her guise.
Suddenly, one ear flips up and eyes pop open,
The whiff of an intruder … a sign? An omen?
With speeding four-legged bounds, gleefully snags she his thighs.
Val Fish:
All it takes is a whiff of ‘J’Adore’
To whisk me back to May Seventy-Four
At the altar, a bride
And stood by my side
My wonderful Cheri Amour.
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Esther Chilton 
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