Can You Tell A Story In…

It’s Thursday and your new five-word challenge is here. This week, I want you to think about your winter COAT. So can you tell a story in five words, using the word COAT in it somewhere?

Here are your TOOTHPASTE stories from the middle of September:

Trent’s World:

Walls splattered with mint toothpaste.

(Dogs kill evil toothpaste tube.)

Darlene:

The toothpaste killer strikes again.

Aaak! I’m out of toothpaste.

I’d kill for some toothpaste.

Don’t forget to pack toothpaste.

She fixes anything with toothpaste.

Kim Smyth:

My toothpaste is minty fresh!

Ritu:

Toothpaste works wonders on burns!

Minty toothpaste is my favourite.

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

Toothpaste used in space travel?

That toothpaste is evil tasting!

Use toothpaste and rinse well.

Cherry flavoured toothpaste – very nice!

Use toothpaste to clean grout.

I shop for green toothpaste.

Paul Mastaglio:

Got toothpaste on my nose.

Sensodyne toothpaste. The Dentist’s favourite.

I’ve just sneezed. Toothpaste everywhere!

Lyncrain:

Miney toothpaste refreshes my mouth.

Toothpaste can’t clean my mouth.

Toothbrush and toothpaste are packed.

Give me back my toothpaste.

Kim Blade’s Writing:

Toothpaste is an essential toiletry.

Most toothpastes are coloured white.

Toothpaste is used with toothbrushes.

No toothpaste means bad breath!

Sanjuna:

Toothpaste brings out beautiful smiles.

Sanandi-jacq:

Toothpaste between toes. Minty massage.

Sarianlady:

Toothpaste. Clean teeth. Good day .

Marsha:

“Don’t leave the toothpaste open.”

“Did you USE toothpaste, Marsha?”

Charles Norman:

Toothpaste – to paste-in teeth?

Val Fish:

Family Akita ate grandad’s toothpaste ( true story ).

Top left off toothpaste – again!

Charcoal toothpaste whitens teeth. Really?

Sharon Harvey:

Toothpaste can make a bomb.

Some toothpastes taste really horrible.

Some toothpaste can taste lovely.

Stop leaving toothpaste lid off!

No pushing toothpaste from middle!

Don’t leave toothpaste lid off.

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24 responses to “Can You Tell A Story In…”

  1. Love my fuzzy “pimp” coat!
    I hate cold, need coats!!
    Sweaters aren’t warm enough; coats!!

    A note of explanation: Year before last I bought a cheap, green, fuzzy (not furry) peacoat. When I walked outside to sit with my boys, I announced, “This coat makes me feel like a pimp!” And they burst into laughter like that was the funniest thing they ever heard me say. LOL

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    Paul Mastaglio

    Cold? Snuggle inside your coat.
    Your coat of many colours.
    A fine coat of arms.

    Cheers Paul 😀

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  3. This paint needs another coat.
    The wall, coated with butterflies.
    Her coat ripped to shreds.
    So cold with no coat.
    Coat for sale, worn once.

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  4. My coat’s a secrets’ hoarder!

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  5. coat costs lots, now lost.
    One coat or two? (varnish)
    Her coat was mock mink!
    She gave me her coat.
    Use coat… Cover up quick!
    Bark is a trees coat?
    You coat it in custard….

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  6. Get your coat. You’ve pulled!
    Another coat of paint needed.
    Definitely woolly coat weather, now.
    Coat my lashes with mascara.
    “Congratulations.” Voice coated with envy.

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    1. That first one made me laugh out loud!

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      1. It just had to be done!

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    2. These are interesting and funny mini stories, Ritu.

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      1. The is Kim!

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      2. Sorry, thanks!!!!

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    Charles Norman

    A real coat of arms?

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  8. Coats are mostly winter ware.
    Coats make me feel warm.
    Coats are human tea cozies.
    Natural fibre coats are nicer.
    Hoodies are not real coats.

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    1. All are fab 😊

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      1. Thank you, Esther!

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