Here’s another scheduled word prompt for you. Remember that I’ll be publishing all your limericks when I’m better.
Word Prompt: KNIT
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Laughing Along With A Limerick
26 responses to “Laughing Along With A Limerick”
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There once was a girl that could knit
But missing a stitch, threw a fit
Her mother yelled out,
“Don’t be such a lout”
So instead she stomped off in a snit! -
I’ve been putting on weight. Just a bit.
The back of my pants has just split
You may think that’s it’s funny
But I ain’t got no money
And can’t sew. And nor can I knitGet well soon.
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I spend all my time here just sitting
All day long I just sat here, just knitting
To enhance my enjoyment
I embraced unemployment
Even that I just ended up quitting -
To make a beret, that will suit you
I’ll knit a few rows of some bright blue
A line of sunny yellow
And reds, really mellow
Followed on by a gold and purple hue!No
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A word to the wise
If you can’t get a jumper your size
I’ll ask my Nan
Of whom I’m her greatest fan
And she’ll knit you one as a surprise.Cheers Paul 😁
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My writing will oft make me smile
Though editing’s just not my style.
If I could just knit
Or crochet a bit
I’d at least turn out something worthwhileLook after yourself, Esther and get well soon.
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Knitting? I can’t, I’m a-frayed.
If only my needles obeyed!
When I stitched a line,
They promptly declined;
They and Crochet Hook just played.
Esther Chilton 
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