It’s Thursday and your new five-word challenge is here. Last week, I wanted to know about your HAIR. This week, I want to know what you think about SHOPPING. So can you tell a story in five words, using the word SHOPPING in it somewhere?
Here are your HAIR-raising stories from last week:
Ritu:
Gray hair. I don’t care.
Her flaxen hair swayed gently.
Roots need doing. Hair SOS!
Hairy legs. A summer nightmare!
Couldn’t see for her hair.
Hair flew in the breeze.
Hair, all that was lost.
What colour is her hair?
Hats off, to my hair!
Comb out hair in knots.
Paul Mastaglio:
Keep your hair on, mate!
Thin on top. What hair?
Hair today, gone tomorrow. Sorry!
It’s hair today, gone tomorrow.
Hare (hair) in your wine.
My hair is spun steel.
Use hair for bird nests!
The hair of the rabbit.
Grey hair, old and wise!
My hair’s so thin – hats!
I like my hair colored.
John Reynolds:
Hair? I have none left.
Hair! Bald as a badger.
Not cutting hair no longer.
I’m rapidly losing my hair!
Hairy ears – an evolutionary freak!
I took the hairpin bend.
Hair’s so long, cannot see.
Gray hair, 18 years old.
Hair is going all over.
Hair sticking out all over.
Thick hair, now falling out.
Since Pandemic, hair now long.
Need a haircut, post haste!
Hairy legs, no longer problem.
Heir gave hair raising moment.
Hair as promt, hair raising!
Long hair, beautiful glare.
Hairy legs, please don’t stare!
Beneath thinning hair brain ponders.
Hair today. Gone sometime ago.
Hair to the mane throne.
Bald? Let me mullet over.
And something a bit different from Richmond Road:
Hair. Everywhere. It shouldn’t be
Don’t dare. Stare. At me
My naked head to see
So bare. Cold. Up there
Where it used to be.
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Esther Chilton 
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