Happy Monday! It’s limerick time! Send in your own or here’s a prompt for you –
FOOL
Here are a few limericks to make you smile this Monday. The prompt was NOSE:
As every podiatrist knows
You must have good shoes and fresh hose
You may think it flirty
To let them get dirty
But it’s quite an assault on the nose.
A lady was presenting a rose
Passed it right by the guys nose
The thorn it did catch
And delivered a scratch
Now they watch as the blood flows.
Don’t stick your nose in that pot!
Said the husband to his wife Dot
I just had to sneeze
He said, and the breeze…
Covered the pot in my snot!
John Reynolds:
There was an old lady from Ayr
Who sat in an old rocking chair
She said to her friend
Who was quite round the bend
I fancy a chocolate eclair.
Sad world has truly taken sick
Looks for any medicament’s new trick
Folks complain of moody boredom
Some are tipsy if drinks afford ’em
But, humor’s still free…and old gal’s paltry limerick.
Val Fish:
It was all planned, a cruise round the Med
Now thanks to Covid 19, instead
I’m stuck home on my tod
Whist hubby, the daft sod
Is self-isolating in the shed.
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Esther Chilton 
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