Can You Tell A Story In…

I hope you’re having a great week. How about trying a new challenge? Last week I wanted something HOT from you. This week, I’m looking for a CRIME. So can you tell a story in five words, using the word CRIME in it somewhere?

Here are your creative thoughts on HOT from last week:

Ritu:

Oh my… He’s so hot!

Signs of age – Hot flushes.

Got myself in hot water.

Christine Mallaband-Brown:

I am hot with anger!

That is a hot property.

I hate being so hot.

Bake in a hot oven.

Hot chocolate with marshmallows please.

Too hot to think straight.

Paul L Mastaglio:

You’re blowing hot and cold!

It’s too hot in here.

Hot date? Mustn’t be late!

Trent’s World:

I’m in hot water now!

Caught ogling a hot woman.

Both are pretty steamed, hot.

The woman’s glare was hot.

Not as hot as Mrs.!

Red faced, I’m not hot.

Well, hot under the collar.

Stupid, Trent, not too hot…

Hot to trot to hide!

(Despite the use of my name, the above is pure fiction ;-))

Sanandi-jacq:

Admiring Hot ten tot Venus.

Hot ten tot Venus’s revenge.

Hot ten tot Venus avenged.

Write Lindy:

He’s hot. Sadly, I’m not.

Scarred by David’s hot cigarettes.

Hot liquid scalded her face.

Simon Farnell:

My tea definitely wasn’t hot.

Hot pizza, my eyes watering.

It was a great shot!

Ruth Scribbles:

40° C is very hot.

Hot cross buns are yummy.

Jalepeños are hotter than hell.

Coffee is best when hot.

Her forehead is very hot.

Charles Norman:

She is so very hot.

Me hot? No thank you.

Never did like hot curry!

Kim Smyth:

Alcohol sometimes makes me hot.

Val Fish:

Hot tub for two; heaven.

Damn hot flushes, damn menopause!

Trump’s full of hot air.

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33 responses to “Can You Tell A Story In…”

  1. Spilled coffee, what a crime!

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  2. My crime haunts my days
    Born after an indescribable crime.
    The jury undervalued the crime.

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    1. What a great trio! Thank you!

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  3. Leftover pudding? That’s a crime!
    Crime deserves a just punishment.
    Have YOU committed a crime?

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    1. I can relate to that top one, Ritu!

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      1. That was the first thing that came to mind! (Says the woman who ust scoffed TWO Lion bars – but in my defence, they are definitely smaller than when we were younger!!!)

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      2. I agree. They’re tiny now!

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      3. Not my fault I ate two then!

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  4. 1. Hold on, is stealing a crime?

    2. “Your worst crime?”
    “Getting caught.”

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    1. These two are great! Thank you 🙂

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  5. I’m on a crime spree!
    The crime was very obvious….
    On crime watch programme tonight…
    It was a grave crime.
    crime not to eat it.
    A one woman crime wave..

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    1. I always look forward to seeing what you’ll come up with!

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      1. Sometimes they are not as exciting as I’d like

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      2. It isn’t easy, but I always like your stories.

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      3. Thanks, that’s a great compliment x

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  6. Paul Mastaglio Avatar
    Paul Mastaglio

    Hi

    Can you solve the crime?

    Has a crime been committed?

    A cliche is a crime.

    Paul 😁

    > WordPress.com

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    1. Love that last one!

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  7. Fighting for Love
    His only crime

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    1. I like that very much – though it’s six words. Can you make it five? That would be amazing.

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      1. 1. Fighting for Love, His crime

        2. A Convict, my Crime,
        Love…

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      2. Brilliant! Thank you so much 😁

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  8. It’s a crime of passion?
    See why I commit crime!

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    1. Wonderful, Charles!

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  9. I’ll write a crime story! A “behind locked doors” crime. Can’t imagine a good crime… Writer’s block my only crime…

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    1. Love that last one!

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      1. We all feel like that at times 😉

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  10. Libel is a nasty crime.
    I am committing fantasy crimes.

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  11. Slimy, grimy, lunchtime dime crime.

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    1. Love it! Thank you 🙂

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  12. valfish56 Avatar
    valfish56

    Crime Passionel; Je suis guilty.
    Hate crime? So do I…
    White collar crime; suspect cuffed.
    Disorganised crime; felons thwarted.
    Who says crime doesn’t pay?

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